How do I become one, what things must I do, to ensure my rightful stance in hell. And how hard would it be to kill Lucifer, so that I could become the ruler of Hell, and wage war on humanity?
2006-10-16 04:09:58 · 25 answers · asked by Raziel 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well, there are a few ways generally open to humans.
1. You win the Diabolic Lottery. Every coupla hundred years they introduce some new blood, but there's not really anything you can do do make sure you get picked - it's just a crap shoot based on your birthdate.
2. You work extremely hard your whole life in a field that will ingratiate you to hell - banking say, or advertising - and catch a break near the end of your life, where you can get promoted for your years of faithful service.
3. Significantly lower the standards of humanity. Y'know, create a new reality TV show, establish a fast food empire. Be Justin Timberlake. That sort of thing.
4. By popular demand, we've started up a high-flier programme to fast-track those with exceptionally demonic promise. All you have to do is invent something truly spectacular that's of use to the Principality. I mean, Simon Cowell's a shoe-in for Pop Idol and American Idol, for instance. Go wild and creative, and if it lures enough souls to prostitute themselves and forsake everything positive in their lives, you'll get in no problem.
Wouldn't advise trying to kill Lucifer though - he's seen and heard it all before. Best bet is to become an advisor, then when the war kicks off, you'll probably get prime ravaging rights.
See you on the front line ;o)
2006-10-16 04:34:25 · answer #1 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm afraid it doesn't work that way. You see, a Demon is a pissed off Fallen Angel. So in order to become one, you'd have to be an angel first, and I don't mean in the metaphoric sense.
As far as killing Lucifer goes, I'm afraid you can't to that either. Lucifer is God's first creation, and very powerful. His first example of free will. If you enter hell, you're in his domain. And no, it's not like a video game where you can whip out your magic sword, then hack and slash through the army of darkness.
Besides, hell is a very short lived piece of real estate. It will be destroyed at judgment. Ruler or no, I wouldn't advise taking up residency there.
2006-10-16 11:17:45 · answer #2 · answered by Odindmar 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To became a Demon you must cause havic with those around you. I say do little devilsh things like toilet paper your friends home. Cut tires of people you know.
Lucifer would be tough to kill since he is the author of death and it would be hard to pull one over on him.
I believe that you could serve as the right hand of Satin if you work hard enough
Good Luck
2006-10-16 11:14:41 · answer #3 · answered by Cherry Berry 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The only demons were once angels. One-third of all the angels chose to follow Satan and was cast out of heaven with him. I don't think you were there when that happened. So....you can't be one but you can certainly be possessed by one. Just take some drugs and open your heart and mind to them. They'll surely overtake you and set up house within you. Who knows what you might become in Hell. God gave you free choice...Jesus or Satan. The outcome is up to you.
2006-10-16 11:24:15 · answer #4 · answered by HomeBody 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lucifer does not rule over Tartarus; Lucifer and Satan are two completely separate beings (despite a popular misconception). He resides in another dimension. To become a demon, you must become friends with a full-fledged demon, who can then turn you into one.
2006-10-16 11:15:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You are already speaking the language of your father. Your "rightful stance" is an illusion of power that is unattainable by an inferior being such as yourself.
Be careful what you wish for, you may get more than you bargained for even in jesting.
2006-10-16 11:23:30 · answer #6 · answered by Jay Z 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Demons are fallen angels, you are a human. Humans and angels are seperately created beings. When you die you do not become an angel, you are just a dead human or human soul, so you will never be a demon. Sorry to burst your evil bubble.
2006-10-16 11:22:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It is very easy. Go to the dark room and say demon I 'm sealing my Saul to you, all done but you should stay there in dark,there where the demon lives in dark.
2006-10-16 11:37:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The next time you get up, look into a mirror, & you will see a demon, & you won't overpower satan But Christ will do that when he comes wih his bride to rule & reign. So don't look no further than your mirror.
2006-10-16 11:16:10 · answer #9 · answered by birdsflies 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
first of all Satan (Lucifer) is not in charge of hell .....Jesus is. hell is where Satan is going to die..burned up forever.........you are a child of God....you cant be a demon.....you can suffer like one and die in hells fire like one.......but your made different! .... the energy you send out is the energy you get back.
2006-10-16 11:21:13 · answer #10 · answered by zee zee 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋