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I am current serving with Her Majesties best and am in the pocess of disarming a bomb. The bastards ticking so an urgent responce would be most appreciated!!!

2006-10-16 03:34:42 · 42 answers · asked by mark_virgin 3 in Science & Mathematics Engineering

42 answers

first cut the blue/red wire. you choose the colour. then count to ten . if nothing happens cut the other wire. kneel down and pray , if nothing happens still look for a grey wire, don't cut it, but cut the black wire, it is behind the grey wire, it will be difficult to reach , you may use a tweezers to pull apart the wires. now you have safely dis armed the bomb. get up and walk very slowly away. don't tell this top secret procedure to any one else, the bombers ay adopt different strategy next time.

2006-10-16 03:52:10 · answer #1 · answered by johan 3 · 1 0

Cut The Red Wire

2016-11-09 22:29:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

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2006-10-16 04:05:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

This has to be the most difficult question to answer because of time pressure but take consolation from this, you always have another option.

Use the SLEDGE-HAMMER!!! Crush it to smithereens before it has a chance to blowup. :)

Now seriously, it is the red wire. Everyone must have heard the saying "Blue, blue, God loves you". Cut the blue and you will move up your timetable to meet him. You can also take solace from this, if you cut the red and it doesnt blowup you are a hero. If you cut the red and it blows up you never have to worry about job security again. :)

2006-10-16 04:10:59 · answer #4 · answered by IB M 3 · 0 0

Cut the wire that "they" would expect you not to cut, for instance the red one. Red being riskier as opposed to blue.

Good luck. If I don't hear back from you in a few days, then, well I guess I was wrong. Oops.

2006-10-16 11:52:24 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

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Should I cut the red wire or the blue wire?
I am current serving with Her Majesties best and am in the pocess of disarming a bomb. The bastards ticking so an urgent responce would be most appreciated!!!

2015-08-07 10:01:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Standard procedure, cut blue wire.

2006-10-16 18:10:32 · answer #7 · answered by charley128 5 · 0 0

Red wire, red wire, red wire. It's always the red wire. Aren't you guys supposed to be trained for this sort of thing, here's us amateurs doing your job. A fine waste of my tax money you are.

2006-10-16 03:40:26 · answer #8 · answered by sarcasticquotemarks 5 · 0 0

Erm....bollocks!
Was gonna say yellow, but get a mate to cut the red at least if it's not booby trapped then you aren't gonna get a shock off a live wire.

2006-10-16 03:43:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Definitely the blue wire. But before you do, agonize, sweat, and stress until the last 2 seconds of the ticker. Right before you cut it, say "i dont know!.... ug ... aggg."

2006-10-16 03:59:34 · answer #10 · answered by designer_brian 2 · 0 0

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