Hi would anyone like to buy a wooden leg! Its in pretty good shape, still works! Its got abit of woodworm but its never done me no harm! It has dogshit on the sole of the foot! But its a nice smell once you get used to it!! Attracts cats tho! But jus hit them out the way
2006-10-16 03:17:32 · 27 answers · asked by The Riddler 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
No - hop it!
2006-10-16 03:18:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi >
A brilliant Q.
I would love a dogshit leg just for fun.
Ah, I seem to have two legs. One will need to be sawn off to accomodate it.
It may come in usefull for proping up the grandfather clock in the hallway, which my grandfather kicked over when it chimed at 3am. How much is a wooden leg these days?
Bob
Ahr, Jim lad !
2006-10-16 04:53:26 · answer #2 · answered by Bob the Boat 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2006-10-16 03:34:59 · answer #3 · answered by Tosha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes will makea nice companion to my other one by the way is it a left or right leg
2006-10-16 03:28:27 · answer #4 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What size is it?
What is the age of the leg?
What nationality is it?
Does it have a passport?
Can you hihe anything inside it when travelling by air?
Does it clock when you walk?
2006-10-17 02:11:28 · answer #5 · answered by Mai C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've got a bad eye. Does it come with a black patch and a parrot and how many groats do you want or pieces of eight?
2006-10-16 07:54:28 · answer #6 · answered by Mike10613 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
try X Mrs McCartney i know husband Paul
bought here a plane
2006-10-19 23:16:15 · answer #7 · answered by beano 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Go buy yourself a wooden brain.
2006-10-16 12:12:23 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Left or Right?
2006-10-16 07:50:25 · answer #9 · answered by Luv Thy Neighbour! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's about as much use as a one legged man in an @rse kicking contest
2006-10-16 03:28:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, I was wondering what to buy my dad for Xmas
2006-10-18 14:46:05 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋