can u say funny jokes??

Question

tell a brief joke

Answer 1

A little boy goes to his father and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well, Son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class; and your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that, and see if that makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents room, and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good, Son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored, and the Future is in deep sh*t."

Answer 2

Funny Jokes.

Answer 3

Yes i can say funny jokes, but this is typing, so i just said a funny joke and u dont kno what it was

Answer 4

In a plane, the pilot forgot to switch off the mike when he said to a co-pilot, "I'll just have some coffee, and then I'll sleep with the stewardess, while you replace me."
In the cabin, the stewardess heard the compromising words of the pilot, so she dropped the tray and rushed to warn the pilot. A passenger said, "You don't need to hurry, daughter. He said he would first have coffee, didn't you hear?"

Answer 5

Billy Bob and Leroy where driving down Intersate 81 one day. They came upon a bad accident off the road in the ditch, that had just happened. Two cars where mangled together and completely destroyed. One of the cars was exactly like the car Leroy had recently purchased for his sister Mooky. Billy Bob said to Leroy "Hey isn't that your sister's new car"? Leroy was in shock! He started crying. Billy Bob told Leroy he would go look to see if it was indeed Mooky. He went up to Mooky's destroyed Honda Civic. He saw a head laying next to Mookys car. He picked it up by the hair, it was a female. He held it up for Leroy to see and exclaimed, "Hey Leroy this cant be Mooky she was much taller"

Answer 6

2 string beans are crossing the road when spring bean #1 gets hit by a car. String bean #2 is quiet worried and rushes to the hospital with his stringy friend. Upon arrival, he talks to his beenie friend's doc. "Doc, Is Bean #1 going to be alright? I'm so worried!" The Doc turns to string bean #2 and says, "I'm sorry lad, but your friend's going to be a vegetable the rest of his life..."

Answer 7

A bear and a rabbit were taking a dump in the woods.

The bear looks down at the rabbit and asks, "Do you have a problem with poo sticking to your fur?"

The rabbit replied, "No, not at all."

So the bear wiped his butt with the rabbit.

Answer 8

Sure I can. "funny jokes" Did you hear me?

Answer 9

I can say ''funny jokes" can you :):):)

Answer 10

Why would you even care?