A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
"What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me. I'm celebrating."
"Wow!! This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the woman.
"What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I changed the co*ck," he replied.
She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"
2006-10-16 01:34:25 · 12 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he he!!!!NICE ONE MAN!!!!Where did u even dig up this awesome joke.....I read ur previous jokes too and i simply loved them>>>>>and i really love this joke man>>>>>totally rocking!!!
Two Thumbs UP!!!!!
2006-10-16 01:37:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought the capital N was for a racist term. Not that it would have been funny. Except if the wife said, "Me too. What a coincident. I used a black one. And then the farmer said, Like, WOW! Me too. What a coincident!
Maybe not.
No not at all.
It's better you're way.
2006-10-16 01:42:31 · answer #2 · answered by dbqdawg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really a good one ...u make me smile ..i read ur all jokes ,,
I like them all ..,Nice persone to have on this Jokes & Riddles
2006-10-16 01:41:14 · answer #3 · answered by syed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was totally funny
2006-10-16 04:14:52 · answer #4 · answered by wlissa_sweet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a good coincidence
2006-10-16 01:37:41 · answer #5 · answered by Vijay Anand 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ta duuhhhhhhh, BORING! back to music questions.
2006-10-16 01:41:00 · answer #6 · answered by reseda1420 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur jokes are always good, no doubt
2006-10-16 02:00:13 · answer #7 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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i laughed out
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2006-10-16 01:44:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha that was funny
2006-10-16 01:40:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-16 07:02:27 · answer #10 · answered by alisha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋