I have the Loiusiana answer. the closes to it wins
2006-10-16 01:31:50 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
To prove to the opossum that it could be done.
2006-10-16 03:41:04 · answer #1 · answered by Lab 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Colonel Sanders' Answer:
I missed one?
O.J. Simpson's Answer:
It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time.
L.A.P.D.'s Answer:
Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.
Saddam Hussein's Answer:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
George Bush's Answer:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
The Sphinx's Answer:
You tell me.
Jack Nicholson's Answer:
'Cause it (censored) wanted to.
That's the (censored) reason.
Jessica Simpson 's Answer:
Why would he be on a road? I thought chickens lived in the ocean?
Steve Jobs 's (Apple) Answer:
Because of the brand-new iChicken- a portable device that crosses roads, lays eggs, gives wakeup calls and provides dinner, automatically. This amazing device can simply plug in to the $4000 iCoop to produce additional iChickens and recharge existing iChickens, or plug it into the $9000 iChop to convert iChicken files into iFood. iFood-to-Regular Food converters sell for an additional $50/month fee, however the optional iFood-to-FoodXP converter is still in development. iChickens are only available from authorized iDealers, which can be found in nearly every US state. If your iChicken develops a disease or stops working, you must send it by FedEx Overnight to Littleton, Montana and our iTechnicians will send you a replacement within 3 months. The iChicken. Wow.
2006-10-16 08:47:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
As we all know, the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side, but the pervert crossed the road because his *@#$ was stuck in the chicken.
2006-10-16 10:08:15 · answer #3 · answered by Wee W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the chiChen crossed the road coz it had to cross it
2006-10-16 08:37:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get to the other side of the road
2006-10-16 09:44:19 · answer #5 · answered by lanie1713 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dunno.
why did the chicken cross the road?
2006-10-16 08:35:22 · answer #6 · answered by freelancer_1234567890 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh...because he was fleeing from a suspicious-looking guy with a fork and a bottle of hot sauce in his hand?
2006-10-16 08:34:21 · answer #7 · answered by monogamyisgolden 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get away from Colonel Sanders.
2006-10-16 08:39:38 · answer #8 · answered by Carlton73 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
every1 even u have to cross the road,nor hav an vacation in hospital......
2006-10-16 08:54:53 · answer #9 · answered by unlucky hand 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wanted to eat the gumbo on the other side?
2006-10-16 08:38:34 · answer #10 · answered by thukon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋