2006-10-15 22:31:03 · 33 answers · asked by angel 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The answer to this question lies in the sharp increase of smurf murders over the past few years. Unknown to most of society, many smurfs live a life of depravity and poverty. The small peek into smurf life we see on television is not representative of smurf society generally. In recent years we who are party to this strange race of people have witnessed a dramatic increase in the numbers of smurf murders (or 'smurders' as they are known to the blue people themselves). It has only recently been discovered that all the deaths were caused by strangulation, however at the time no-one could tell for one very simple reason. The victims remained blue! You heard me correctly, they stay the same colour. Since this fact has been unearthed the smurders have ceased and it is believed the smurderer will never be caught and brought to justice for their heinous crimes as the method they adopted to commit the murders allowed them time to cover their tracks too well. However, the case remains open, so anyone who has seen a suspicious looking smurf in their area should call smurderline immediately on 01780484300 and report the sighting. Help bring this monster to justice!
2006-10-16 01:43:04 · answer #1 · answered by MickeyMouse 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just asked my smurf and she said, if I try to choke her she will turn into a nut and bolt out of here...
2006-10-15 23:12:43 · answer #2 · answered by mark2zephyr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't choke a Smurf, they're slippery, like soap!
2006-10-15 23:34:02 · answer #3 · answered by Luv Thy Neighbour! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dark blue / purple
why would you want to choke a smurf anyhow? they're cute
2006-10-15 22:38:46 · answer #4 · answered by kchick8080 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who cares why would you want to choke a smurf anyway what harm has it done to you lol
2006-10-15 22:34:59 · answer #5 · answered by helen34 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chokelet smurf
2006-10-16 00:13:52 · answer #6 · answered by daflex 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the firs colour to come to mind is green the smurf seems sick too...
2006-10-15 23:57:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol id say pale if your not well u lose all colour and chocking smurf is definitely not well
2006-10-15 22:35:51 · answer #8 · answered by redroseleigh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good question...
i say grape purple....
well when i choke a smurf, i'll let you know lol
2006-10-15 22:36:42 · answer #9 · answered by ajakhatarinaak47 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was would go a purple colour and its eyes would bulge out of its head
2006-10-15 23:13:23 · answer #10 · answered by Beth G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋