It has been determined that having sex before participating in athletic activity, like marathon race, does not impair the athlete's performance. In fact, men have known and displayed this for centuries. After sex, they glance at their watches and say, "Oops, gotta run!"
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A young Mom wrote:
While, I was recovering from surgery and spending most of the day in bed, my 7 year old son asked me why I didn't get a boyfriend (since my husband had run off) I told him the television is my new boyfriend, he entertains me a lot. And, even though it sometimes doesn't start, I just give few hard whacks on the side and it comes back on and I'm happy as a lark for hours. He was happy with the explanation and walked away.
Sunday the pastor stopped by to check on my recovery, he smiled and asked to my son, "Is your Mom busy, son?" My little one looked up at him and replied, "Yes, sir, she's in the bedroom banging her new boyfriend and once she gets him started, she'll be happy for hours!
2006-10-15 22:20:14 · 13 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
>>The first one is a sort of a joke yet it is more of being a fact.
>>The second one is a very good joke with a good lesson that parents should not give ideas to an innocent child beyond his understanding which can cause misinterpretations. Nevertheless it is a good joke, I will give it a 9.5/10 ratings. Thanks for the laugh.♥
2006-10-16 12:41:08 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ lani s 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First one gets an 8, and the second gets a 5.
2006-10-15 22:37:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well for first one 8 n second one 9
2006-10-15 23:35:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good, i will give them a 4 in a half out of 10.
2006-10-15 22:21:52 · answer #4 · answered by Joe Cooker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahha I give them both 11s out of 10! woo hoo!
2006-10-16 03:46:32 · answer #5 · answered by theflamingspork88 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi Friend this is Syed Again..
u will get 10/10
2006-10-16 01:47:20 · answer #6 · answered by syed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahhahahahahaa...i luuuv both da jokes..but i like da second one better...ill give da first one a 9 and a half outa 10...and da 2nd one a 11...hehe...
2006-10-15 23:06:37 · answer #7 · answered by bmyfriend 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they are both good jokes but the 2nd is the best
2006-10-16 00:22:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
3/10 for both
1>A man and a prostitute were having sex
the man's di_ck was in her mouth
she threatened---"give me 1000 bucks otherwise i wil bite it"
the man replied---"give me 5000 bucks otherwise i will pissss in ur mouth"
2006-10-16 00:11:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Both are good for a chuckle...
2006-10-15 22:22:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋