some more jokes..?

Question

an Irishman and a Jewish guy were walking down the street in Brooklyn. A pretty lady was walking the other way, so they started to follow. The Irishman says, "wow! she's hot! maybe we could screw her!" The Jewish guy says, "Screw her outta what?"

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Roseanne Arnold and Tom Arnold got divorced, as everyone knows. It was some comments like Tom made from time to time that led to the end of their marriage. One night, while they were in bed, the phone rang. Tom picked up the phone, and said, "Will you call me back later? I'm in the tub."

Answer 1

THANKS

Answer 2

The Jewish joke is tacky and isn't even funny. That said - A guy walks into a bar and puts a little piano on the bar and a frog on top of it. Then, he brings out a cat and sits it in front of the piano. The cat begins to play and both he and the frog sing. The guy puts a sign up, "Frog for sale". The astonished crowd races around putting together money. Finally, one man buys the frog and leaves. The bartender comes over to the guy and says, "Why would you want to sell the frog? That's half of the act" The guy smiles and says, "Because the cat's a ventriloquist"
Yeah, it's a groaner, but at least it doesn't insult Jews or fat people.

Answer 3

2 blondes walking down the street
One say to other I know how w can make a billion dollars
How?
We will fly to the sun
Other one says dummy we will burn up
Other says we will not we will go at night
hope that anmswere your questions as I still have my doubts

Answer 4

I agree with cwrtier 2003. Tell clean jokes. You can be funny with clean.

Answer 5

He he, they Irish/Jewish one is nice...

Answer 6

those are pretty funny and yet they make people like me and you completely stupid

Answer 7

I'M STILL OFFENED! BUT LAUGHING1

Answer 8

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