What if Mohammed comes back to Earth, and not Jesus? What if he opens up a can of whoop-as$ on the Christians?

Answer 1

If any religions were real, I'd reserve seats in advance for that one.

Oh, the comedy!!

Answer 2

Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) had christian friends and even married a christian woman. Muslims liberated the Egyptians from the Roman occupation and brought peace for the opressed egyptian christians.

Answer 3

What if he doesn't bother Christians?

The truth is, Muslims and Christians and Jews aren't supposed to hate each other. It's just because of their politics

Answer 4

the "if comments" are one of the misleading and lies comments ever.

first neither muslims or christians believe that Muhammad will come back, but actually both agree that jesus is the one who will come back at the end of times.

Answer 5

Muslims and Israellites are a bunch of idiots lets bomb each other that will make everyone happy and if that's what your God's want is war then I say **** THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 6

What if Santa delivered Christmas presents?

Answer 7

It will be too late to worry about it then. All anyone can *really* do is try to be better people now.

Just my 2 Canadian Beavers

Answer 8

...reminds me of that episode of South Park where Jesus fights Satan and Satan throws the match...

Answer 9

WE AMERICANS ARE DUPED BY THE MEDIA , SO IS THE CASE WITH LARRY AKA EXTREMIST PERSON SITTING BEHIND HIS COMPUTER , SPREADING BUNCH OF IRREVELANCE TO SEEK ATTENTION , LARRY FIRST OF ALL YOU JUST A NUTCASE WHO DOSE NOT ABOUT ANY OTHER RELIGION ,YOU SHOULD NOT MAKE MOCKERY OF HOLY PROPHET MUHAMMAD(PBUH) AND ALLAH.The Qur’aan is the word of Allaah and is one of His attributes. Allaah still speaks whenever He wills. This is what is indicated by the Qur’aan and Sunnah, and this was the view of the imaams of Islam.

Mocking the words and Book of Allaah, or trying to undermine their sanctity and respect, is blatant kufr – no one would dispute that. Allaah says (interpretation of the meaning):
“If you ask them (about this), they declare: ‘We were only talking idly and joking.’ Say: ‘Was it at Allaah, and His Ayaat (proofs, evidences, verses, lessons, signs, revelations, etc.) and His Messenger that you were mocking?’.
BEWARE of two very serious matters:

Firstly: the punishment and vengeance of Allaah for those who mock or belittle His words. It was narrated in Saheeh al-Bukhaari (3617) via ‘Abd al-Waarith, ‘Abd al-‘Azeez told us from Anas (may Allaah be pleased with him) that he said: “A man was a Christian, then he became a Muslim. He read al-Baqarah and Aal ‘Imraan, and he used to write things down for the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him). Then he went back to Christianity and he used to say, ‘Muhammad does not know anything except that which I wrote for him.’ Then Allaah caused him to die, and they buried him, but the following morning the earth had thrown him out. They said, ‘This is the work of Muhammad and his companions, because he left them, so they dug him up.’ So they dug a deep hole for him, but in the morning the earth had thrown him out again. They said, ‘This is the work of Muhammad and his companions, because he left them, so they dug him up.’ So they dug another hole for him, making it as deep as they could, but the following morning the earth had throw him out again. Then they knew that it was not people who were throwing him out, so they left him where he was.”

(Narrated by Muslim in his Saheeh, 2781, via Sulaymaan ibn al-Mugheerah from Thaabit al-Banaani from Anas, who said: “There was among us a man from Banu al-Najjaar…” and he mentioned the same story, at the end of which he said, “so they abandoned him.”

Secondly: leaving this crime without punishment. For the Qur’aan is the word of Allaah, and it has a special status and a special place in the hearts of the Muslims. So belittling its sanctity and making fun of any part of it is a serious crime and a major sin.

If the most evil elements of humanity in the twentieth century can come and mock the sanctity of the words of Allaah or one of His attributes, and make them like the words of any human beings or the words of the dregs of humanity, and use it for singing, amusement and entertainment, and they can get away with that and not have any punishment or ruling of Allaah carried out against them, then this will open the door for people to mess about with the sharee’ah and to insult the Divine Essence and the attributes of Allaah, and to show disrespect towards the greatest things in which the Muslims take pride.

If worldly punishments such as imprisonment etc. are imposed upon those who slander rulers and governors whether they deserve it or not, but those who make fun of the Book of the Lord of the Worlds and any of His Attributes are not taken to task, this is one of the most serious and shameful of major sins.

I am afraid that by turning a blind eye these people who mock the signs of Allaah, the modern governments are sinking to the level described by the poet:

“When someone slanders the leader, he is taken to prison,

but when someone slanders Allaah, we tell him that people are free to speak as they wish.”

In that case there can be no joy in a life lived under the shadow of corruption, when things have gone out of control.
SO LARRY AND ANYONE IF YOU HAVE ANY DOUBTS ABOUT ISLAM GO TO AN ISLAMIC CENTER AND READ THE TRANSLATION OF THE HOLY QURAN

Answer 10

I would laugh. Then be afraid, because I am an atheist. And Mo. carries a big sword.