Crazy is,
A fat man talking about
self-discipline
A smiteful god talking about
the evils within
A penny-pinching yamaka,
A crazed terrorist worshipping Allah.
The saintly ministerr will feel you up,
Then ask for a nickle for his cup.
The monk who tells you there's no use to weep
But then again animals do so don't eat meat.
I'm very smart and scholarly,
Dinner check? Don't ask me!
Goddamn these whiteys are a burden,
Crash into ten I'll give you virgins!
Is crazy.
2006-10-16 13:49:53
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answer #1
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answered by Picard Facepalm 5
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When i die i want a fork in my hand
and have it burried in my casket
because it will be symbolic of my times on land
after dinner we were told to keep our fork
because desert was up next
after we had devoured the pork
and now that i have had gone
it will always be nice to know
that although i am lifeless all the way down to my thumb
that the best has yet to come
yeah its actually a religous poem, but in my mind a religous poem beats an anti religious poem any day.
2006-10-16 11:51:15
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answer #2
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answered by Adam 4
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Above all Powers.... Above all Kings
Above all nature and all created things
Above all wisdom and all the ways of man
You were there before the world began
Above al kingdoms
Above all thrones
Above all wonders of the world has ever known
Above all wealth and treasures of the earth
There's no way to measure what you are worth
Crucified... laid behind a stone
You lived to die... rejected and alone
Like a rose trampled on the ground
you took the fall
And thought of me above all.
2006-10-15 18:53:42
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answer #3
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answered by twelfntwelf3 4
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God already beat the fires of hell.
2006-10-15 18:49:41
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answered by Pastor Chad from JesusFreak.com 6
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How do you pronounce Desiree?
There once was a poet named Desiree
Who made plans to escape from all misery.
With a POEM, she beat God,
asked R/S to applaud--
Her heavenly mansion is history.
There once was a poet named Desiree,
Who said, wish I might, wish I may,
Get rid of belief
It is causing me grief!
She may come back to it, one fine day.
2006-10-15 18:56:30
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answer #5
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answered by miraclewhip 3
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Blood is spilt more than water today,
Brothers and sisters are torn away,
God is the healer, I shall wait and I’ll pray,
When this hell is over and in his kingdom I’ll stay!
2006-10-15 18:52:54
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answer #6
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answered by Fez 2
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faith and Practicality (or, How God Works by Others) the factors checklist tells interior sight people who there'll be heavy typhoon, and important flooding and to evacuate to greater floor. bill, who's extremely non secular, tells every physique that he's not apprehensive by way of fact he's putting his faith in god to look after him. The water rises. a countrywide shelter truck comes by using and that they yell to him to return alongside to risk-free practices, and bill says, no, he trusts in god to look after him. The water rises extra and he's on the roof of his homestead now. some people in a boat come by using and furnish to assist, yet bill turns them down by way of fact he trusts in the lord. The water rises extra, and he's on the very tip precise of his roof. A helicopter hovers overhead and that they call down, yet bill lower back declines and says his faith is unshakable. The water rises extra, sweeps bill off his roof, and he drowns and is ineffective. He is going to heaven and whilst he gets there he sees God, and he asks God: God, I positioned my faith in you completely, so why did you permit me drown? And God pronounced, "I sent you a truck, a boat, and a helicopter."
2016-10-16 06:07:45
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answered by ? 4
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" imagine" (john lennon) once sing this song. IMAGINE THEREs no HEAVEN, its easy if you try. NO HELL BELOW US above us only sky.... nobogy lives 4ever, yes when someone dies,he doesnt know anything.but NOT any longer now. somebody now knows about the HIDDEN TRUTH. lennon expressed in his song 2 of the 9 complete senses of man. and thats DREAM, and IMAGINATION.
2006-10-15 18:59:19
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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THANK GOD FOR THE SAVIOUR
GO SOUND THE BELL
THE SON OF GOD
HAS SAVED ME FROM HELL.
GO JESUS-GO JESUS-GO JESUS
YOUR MY SAVIOUR
2006-10-15 20:08:59
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answered by funnana 6
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Good poem. I hope to see you in hell!
2006-10-15 18:48:40
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answered by alfonso 5
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