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A husband and wife are traveling by car from Atlanta to New York.


After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they decide to stop at a nice hotel and take a room. They only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.

When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350.

The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.


When the clerk explains that $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the manager.

The manager enters the conversation and explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which were
available for the husband and wife to use. He also explains that they could have taken in one of the shows which the hotel is famous for.
"The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," explains the manager.

No matter what facility the manager mentions, the man replies, "But we didn't use it!"

The manager is unmoved.

Eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and hands it to the manager.

"But sir," the managers says, "this check is only made out for $100."

"That's right," replies the man. "I charged you $250 for sleeping with my wife."

"What! I didn't sleep with your wife!" exclaims the manager.

"Well," the man replies, "she was here, and you could have."

2006-10-15 18:30:11 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

LOL!! Your funny you cute little furry green thing! Keep em coming~~

2006-10-15 18:32:52 · answer #1 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 0 0

Awesome!

2006-10-16 01:37:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 1 0

the manager should take her right then and there, that ought to teach him!

2006-10-16 02:16:50 · answer #3 · answered by GoingNoWhereFast 5 · 0 0

That's pretty good there Earl.

2006-10-16 01:33:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

That is so good! i have never heard that one before!

2006-10-16 01:47:22 · answer #5 · answered by Kristin 2 · 0 0

good punctuation in your story =)

i love it when i can actually read what people write
~funny~

2006-10-16 01:46:06 · answer #6 · answered by kat 3 · 0 0

Nice,very nice....I like it wah wah wah.

2006-10-16 02:47:10 · answer #7 · answered by matmunirss 2 · 0 0

it's cute i heard this one before.

2006-10-16 01:36:58 · answer #8 · answered by kitty 4 · 0 0

very funny

2006-10-16 01:33:45 · answer #9 · answered by Jason 2 · 1 0

good one

2006-10-16 01:33:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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