This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.
His wife said, "Where are you going ?"
He said, "I'm going to the doctor."
And she said, "Why? Are you sick?"
"No," he said. "I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills."
So his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on her sweater and he said, "Where are you going?"
She said, "I'm going to the doctor too."
He said, "Why?"
She said, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm going to get a tetanus shot."
2006-10-15 17:53:29 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HOLY CRAP!!!! THAT was one of the funniest jokes I've read here!!
Great job!
2006-10-15 17:55:15 · answer #1 · answered by Lonnie P 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I get two points, but you get a slam dunk! Wooooooooooooo
2006-10-16 00:55:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ohhh dear.
sounds kinda weird.
but still funny...-ish
2006-10-16 10:28:16 · answer #3 · answered by missie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-10-16 02:54:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I represent that remark.
2006-10-16 00:55:55 · answer #5 · answered by Beejee 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
jajaja
2006-10-16 00:56:22 · answer #6 · answered by Repostera06 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
meh... 4/10
2006-10-16 00:56:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
hahaha.lol
2006-10-16 02:18:36 · answer #8 · answered by divyays 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Good one!!!
2006-10-16 01:34:48 · answer #9 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
*giggle*
2006-10-16 01:36:24 · answer #10 · answered by delivrygrl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋