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It's hard to act sophisticated when you can't even walk straight!

2006-10-15 17:40:28 · 17 answers · asked by fresh2 4 in Food & Drink Beer, Wine & Spirits

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I'm sorry to say that I used to have to hold one hand over one of my eyes so there would only be one set of lines on the road. How I am still living, I don't know. Thank God I never killed anyone else. I'm not prooud of what I used to be, but I am proud of what I am now.

2006-10-15 17:43:36 · answer #1 · answered by mabell1025 3 · 3 0

I got staggering drunk at a choir rehearsal. I drank too much prescription cough medicine. When I got up at the end of the rehearsal, I could not walk in a straight line. Never in a million years would I have guessed I would become staggering drunk in church.

2006-10-16 00:47:05 · answer #2 · answered by ValleyViolet 6 · 2 0

Having seen someone staggering drunk (and claiming to be perfectly sober, which made it funnier), I fully intend to never get even a little bit drunk. It makes you look like a complete idiot.

2006-10-16 00:48:52 · answer #3 · answered by allieluvsorli 3 · 1 0

Why, Of coarse,very sophisticating drunk!

2006-10-16 00:53:30 · answer #4 · answered by 4 strings 7 · 0 0

sophisticated and drunk isnt that an oxymoron? i have been there tons of times and there is no way out of it but to pass out. my suggestion is when you need to be sophisticated, limit yourself to just a couple to loosen up.

2006-10-16 01:36:56 · answer #5 · answered by Shawn W 1 · 0 0

When I'm out,I usually drink to success.Oblivion,sometimes I wonder how I eventually made it home.However I don't drive a car.In fact I've never ever held a drivers license.Don't even have a car,or any other mode of transport.

2006-10-16 00:57:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I have never been that drunk. The worst for me was getting a bad headache and being in a silly mood.

2006-10-16 03:29:14 · answer #7 · answered by ironchain15 6 · 0 0

Yes I have and yes it is right, drunk and sophisticated don't go well together.

2006-10-16 00:50:59 · answer #8 · answered by carmen d 6 · 0 0

Plenty of times.

2006-10-16 01:14:01 · answer #9 · answered by albinopolarbear 4 · 0 0

That and worse. I don't even want to go there about the stupid actions & consequences that it brought down on me. Now, I only have an occasional beer.

2006-10-16 00:46:06 · answer #10 · answered by ElOsoBravo 6 · 2 0

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