trying to know "The What Should I do Retard" in the biblical scence.
what should i do?
2006-10-15 17:28:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You should grow up. In the biblical scence, you will be taken care of very well. Rest assured, you will be fine. If you don't believe in God, he believes in you. Stay safe, don't drink and drive.
2006-10-15 17:45:39 · answer #1 · answered by Sierra Leone 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Umm, I don't really understand your question...
But if you trully found Christ, then the next step is to learn about him. Bible studies and Sunday School are the easiest way, 'cuz you're pretty mucy led by the hand at times. If you're too shy for that, you can always open up the Bible to the Gospels and learn about Him that way. In anycase, I'm praying for you.
2006-10-16 00:32:11 · answer #2 · answered by JG 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I really hope you did find Jesus in your heart. If you truly found him, he can and will change your life. I am so happy for you. But if you are just trying to be funny, I think it is a sick joke and you should ask Jesus to forgive you for making fun of him. This is blasphmany and God will not stand for this.
2006-10-16 00:38:32 · answer #3 · answered by ru.barbie2 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus is the only-begotten son of God, the only son produced by Jehovah alone.This son is the firstborn of all creation. By means of him all other things in heaven and earth were created .He is the second-greatest personage in the universe. It is this son whom Jehovah sent to the earth to give his life as a Ransom for man king, thus opening the way to eternal life for those of Adam's offspring who would exercise faith.This sane son,restored to heavenly glory,now rules as king, with authority to destroy all the wicked and to carry out his father,s original purpose for earth.u can check in john 17:3 there is says that :" this mean everlasting life, their taking in knowledge of you, the only true God, and of the one whom you sent forth Jesus Christ." and Mathew 7:21 to 23
there is says :"not everyone saying to me 'Lord,'Lord, will enter into the kingdom of the heavens, but the one doing the will of my father who is in the heavens will. Many will say to me in that day 'Lord,"Lord, did we not prophesy in yoUr name , and expel demons in your name,and perform many powerful works in your name.And yet then i will confess to them : I never knew you! get away from me , you workers of lawlessness."
if u have question about this answer then u can e mail me on sheetal_poonam@hotmail.com i will answer all ur question. there is lots of scripture in the Bible;e that tells u about Jesus.
2006-10-16 01:21:55 · answer #4 · answered by sheetal k 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go buy me a Happy Meal
2006-10-16 00:31:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Now try and find your Brain
2006-10-16 00:58:14 · answer #6 · answered by Proud Mommy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Be not deceived, for God is not mocked.
Whatsoever a man sows, that shall he also reap
2006-10-16 00:33:30 · answer #7 · answered by I-C-U 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Take him to the lost and found. The security guard will announce to his parents that he has been found.
2006-10-16 00:35:17 · answer #8 · answered by pinacoladasundae 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Look at the dust and bones, say yep he was human and move on.
2006-10-16 02:59:18 · answer #9 · answered by genaddt 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
you lay you did not find jesus.
2006-10-16 00:30:12 · answer #10 · answered by pimpingmontes 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋