I hear it whispered behind my back at church when I walk in holding hands with my boyfriend, Paul. They all say, "Jesus". I hear it in the mall and and in the park when I walk by. "Jesus" they say behind my back. But I heard them. Yes, I hear them.
Maybe I am the true second coming of Christ. Do you believe in me?
2006-10-15 17:17:34 · 13 answers · asked by WhyNotAskDonny 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
hm, when i walk in places holding hands with a guy, people are always comparing me to a bundle of sticks, when in england they compared us to cigarettes.
2006-10-15 17:19:49 · answer #1 · answered by tomhale138 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Follow the logic..
1. Jesus was a man.
2. Jesus hung out with a bunch of burly fishermen.
3. Jesus had no babes in his flock. (Mary Mag. doesn't count. She was there just to keep up appearances.)
4. Jesus never wore pants.
5. You hang out with burly fishermen.
6. You often don't wear pants.
7. You are Jesus
YES!! I BELIEVE in YOU!
2006-10-16 00:34:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anon O Mus 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Personally, I think you might be a dork. When people say "Jesus" they are not calling out to you. They are trying very hard to keep from losing their lunch. I do the same thing.
"Jesus, I think I'm going to hurl!"
2006-10-16 00:21:38 · answer #3 · answered by Kokopelli 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
There's medicine available for people like you who hear voices and think they might be Jesus or God. Get help quick!
2006-10-16 00:25:28 · answer #4 · answered by HomeBody 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think your friend is the second coming of St.Paul, that people mistaken you as Christ cuz you waliked with him, lol.
2006-10-16 00:20:50 · answer #5 · answered by Oh Dee! 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus's body has been rotting for 2000 years. So by now he probably looks like you.
2006-10-16 12:10:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
lol... You just might be! If you believe in you, I do too. Even though I don't think you're Jesus....
2006-10-16 00:29:17 · answer #7 · answered by ReeRee 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I think it must be the pink shirt =)
2006-10-16 00:20:09 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Mira♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
just brush em off your shoulder
2006-10-16 00:32:11 · answer #9 · answered by WeezyBaby 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Donny are you really that confused with yourself?
2006-10-16 00:22:26 · answer #10 · answered by DREENA 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋