What's your favorite "Dumb blonde" joke?

Question

A variation of the M & M joke.
Why did the blonde get fired from the M & M factory?
For throwing out all the Ws.

What do you call a blonde with a brunette dye job?
"Artificial inteligence."

Answer 1

So there are all these blondes at this conference for stupid blondes. Some motivational speaker is there, a blond herself, out to prove that BLONDES AREN'T STUPID!!!!
So she says
"Some say blondes are extremely stupid, that we can't even do simple math!"
The crowd boos.
"We're going to prove them wrong!"
The crowd cheers. A volunteer is selected from the audience to do the simple math problem.
"What is 2+2?"
"Ummmmmmmmmm 5?"
The crowd yells out, 'Give her another chance!'
"Ok... umm..... is it 3?"
The crowd yells out, 'Give her another chance!'
"Oh, I don't know... 4?"
The crowd yells out, 'Give her another chance!'

Answer 2

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary items together, she made for the nearest frozen lake.

After positioning her footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "There are no fish under the ice!"

Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice and began to cut yet another hole. Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, "There are no fish under the ice!"

The blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, sat up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more, "There are no fish under the ice!"

She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you, Lord?"

The voice replied, "No, manager of this ice rink!"

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OR
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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

Answer 3

there become a blonde driving down the line sooner or later. She glanced to her superb and observed yet another blonde sitting in a close-by container, rowing a ship without water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her automobile over and yelled on the rowing blonde, “What do you think of you're doing? that is issues like this that provide us blondes a foul call. If i ought to swim, i could come available and kick your butt!”

Answer 4

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

OR

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Answer 5

Q. What does Dr. Bones McCoy say before he operates on the brain of a blonde?
A. "Space, the final frontier...."

Q. What do you call a fly inside a blonde's head?
A. A space invader.

Q. Did you hear about the blonde couple who froze to death at the drive-in movie?
A. They went to see "CLOSED FOR THE WINTER".

Answer 6

A ventriloquist was performing for a crowd with his puppet rattling of blonde jokes quite often. Suddenly a blonde gets up and angrily says, "How dare you say such things! It's people like you that give us blondes a bad reputation!" The ventriloquist is shocked, sorry and begins to apologize, but the blonde cuts him short, "You don't interfere, mister. I'm talking to that midget on your lap!"

Answer 7

There was a blond and a brunette watching the news and a headline story comes on about a man threatening to jump of a building and kill himself, so the blond says "I bet you $50 he won't jump" brunette says "I'll take that bet!" (the guy jumps) "well I guess I owe you $50" "No I can't take your money" "But you won the bet" "Yeah but I saw the news earlier I knew he was gonna jump" blond: "Well gee I saw the news earlier too, I didn't think he would jump again!!"

Answer 8

Ok here is my favorite (s) I actully have two.
1) A blonde was in a car and saw another blonde out in the middle of a corn field rowing a boat. The blonde pulled over in the car and screamed "Its blondes like you that make blondes like me look bad, If I could swim I would come out there and kick you butt!
2) A blonde walked into an electronic store and said to the salesman, "I want to buy that T.V." The salesman replied "No sorry we don't sell to blondes!"
So she goes home and dies her hair red and comes back and says, "I want to buy that T.V." The salesman replied "No sorry we don't sell to blondes!"
So she goes home and dies her hair brown and comes back and says, "I want to buy that T.V." The salesman replied "No sorry we don't sell to blondes!" So she ask the salesman, "How do you know I am a blonde?" He replies, "Thats not a T.V its a microwave."

Answer 9

there is 9 blonds and 1 brunet holding onto a rope hanging over a cliff edge and the rope is about to snap. 1 of them have to let go and fall so the rope doesnt break so the rest can live. so the brunet lets go so the rest can live. all the blondes clap for the brunet.

Answer 10

A blonde buys 2 horses, but can't tell them apart. She goes to her boyfriend, Jake, for ideas. Jake says "Cut a notch in one of their ears." It works, till the other one gets caught in barbed wire... She goes back and Jake says, "Cut one of their tails off." It works, until the other one gets stuck in a briar patch. She goes back and Jake says, "Measure them or something!" The blonde measures and is thrilled to see the white horse is 6 feet long and the white one is 5.