I spent 60.25 twice at two different bars another 60.00 on beer at the store. I bought some 4 1/2 inch heelsWhen I woke up I had 17 beer bottles on my kitchen counter, two by my bed, 4 in my closet , some guy sleeping on my sofa. Told Ivanna tinkle she had to go home.took lots of dumb pictures including one of someones eye. and I met a guy who lost half of his dick in a bicycle accident. How do you clean up this mess?
2006-10-15 16:43:42 · 7 answers · asked by meow 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Tell the circus freek half dick to hold the garbage bag. Put a cork in Ivanna Tinkle. Wipe the jiz out of the eye and throw those dam cans a way. The man sleeping needs to go back in the closet and you can find better sex toys to keep beside your bed than beer bottles. It sounds like a twelve pack will make you a porn star. Call me sometime babe.
2006-10-15 16:57:10 · answer #1 · answered by OU812 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some Party ! Call Orkin !
2006-10-15 16:49:52 · answer #2 · answered by Just Dreamin' 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's what I consider a start, but you actually went to sleep, then you are pretty lame.
2006-10-15 16:56:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go back to bed! It's just a bad dream!!!!!
2006-10-15 16:48:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow ! You need a drink ! =op
2006-10-15 16:48:00 · answer #5 · answered by Justin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With your bare hands!
2006-10-15 16:47:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't clean it up. ! you do ! And is the guys name stumpy? lol
2006-10-15 16:49:23 · answer #7 · answered by kitkatish1962 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋