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Hey girl, could I go to jail for you?

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2006-10-15 16:24:13 · answer #1 · answered by olin1963 6 · 0 0

Pick up lines are never a good idea, and unless you're in high school stick with girls your own age

2006-10-15 23:22:52 · answer #2 · answered by sschro9131 3 · 0 0

Why use lines? Can't you just be honest and approach them and talk. Get to know them. Girls have feelings, and at that age are far more hurt easily than boys. Be honest and you'll get farther.

2006-10-15 23:29:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.

Bond. James Bond

2006-10-15 23:27:36 · answer #4 · answered by christycearley 2 · 0 0

I doubt you're gonna like the answer, but I'll give it to you straight. Pickup lines only work for one night stands and extremely short relationships if you are lucky.

"Nice shoes, wanna ****?" does get some laughs at your bravery though.

2006-10-15 23:22:22 · answer #5 · answered by Viking Chicken 2 · 0 0

hmmmm. Something like, "now I KNOW you probably have something better to do, like hanging out with a bunch of loud, sweaty people at a football game this Friday night, but I'll be having dinner and it'd be nice to have you there with me."

2006-10-15 23:23:03 · answer #6 · answered by iambic_chatterbox 4 · 0 0

hey baby, what's your sign?
Want to go back to my place?
I hear you work a corner near my house.

2006-10-15 23:21:38 · answer #7 · answered by The Cuke 4 · 0 0

My favorite- Hey baby, I can buy beer and cigarettes!

2006-10-15 23:22:11 · answer #8 · answered by Nc Jay 5 · 0 0

sry dude, but ur a loser to be askin that online. just get some balls and straight-up ask a girl out. gosh!!!!!!!!!

2006-10-15 23:22:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Can I go down on you?

2006-10-15 23:22:45 · answer #10 · answered by 15fsg546rge1rrheljh45hjr90459ty3 3 · 0 0

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