2006-10-15 15:53:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The one with bigger balls. Of course the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Pasta be upon Him, would pwn Touchdown Jesus every time.
2006-10-15 15:57:32 · answer #1 · answered by Sparkiplasma 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Judge Aquinas scores it 110 - 106 for Touchdown Jesus...
... Judge Nietzsche scores it 109 - 103 for His Noddliness the Flying Spaghetti Monster...
...And Judge Wittgenstein scores it 109 - 109...
We have a three way split! It's a draw! Incredible, ladies and gentlemen. Incredible! There will have to be a rematch on this one! The crown is very angry... Not happy with this decision at all... Loud jeers to be heard!
2006-10-15 15:59:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Touchdown Jesus by 12
2006-10-15 15:55:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
in case you advise: "Which of the two could maximum probable knock down the different?" then the respond is very user-friendly. Your fictitious spaghetti monster could knock down Jesus. Why? because of the fact Jesus isn't a fighter. Violence is supremely against His concepts.
2016-11-23 13:51:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
FSM, obviously. Look how many noodly appendages he has compared to TJs mere 2 hands. Plus the meatball could do some damage.
2006-10-15 15:58:23 · answer #5 · answered by Cracea 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
FSM hands down.
2006-10-16 02:44:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus, who is the almighty God. Hands down.
2006-10-15 15:55:15 · answer #7 · answered by Southern Apostolic 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
FSM all the way.
RAmen.
2006-10-15 15:55:11 · answer #8 · answered by Ana 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hummm..........I'm thinking.......hold on........Oh no!..."overload".....can't go on.........ugh.
2006-10-15 15:58:37 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋