why did the cow cross the road?? why did the chicken cross the road???

Question

the answer is,
the cow wanted to go to the mooooovies and the chicken went to the store because they were having a buck, buck off sale.

my daughter told me these jokes. she's nine. i hope you enjoyed them.

i'll let you all vote for best answer.
good day.

Answer 1

To get to the other side.

Answer 2

the cow cross the road because the chicken was tired and the chicken cross the road because the cow got hit by a car.

Answer 3

If there crossing together then to keep each other company,
if seperatly "chicken" to get to the other side,
if seperatly "cow" to get to the udder side,
(get it "udder", the thing a cow has, insted of "other")
or maby the cow and chicken where "carbin bonded"?

Answer 4

The grass was greener on the other side...and the chicken had to follow cuz they are pals with the cow.

Answer 5

Because the diner across the road was serving chicken fried steak meals for half price.

Answer 6

The cow thinks its a chicken and the chicken is habitual. :D

Answer 7

Because they freakin wanted to! gosh leave them alone!

Answer 8

they crossed coz they had to cross the road

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