one day a simple lad visits a brothel and knocks on the door and says to the madam opening it, 'I want a woman!' the madam looks at him and says, you want a woman, huh? have you don this before?' the madam asks, doubtful. 'no.' the madam laughs and says, 'I’ll tell you what, you go and practice with the knotholes in those trees and when you know what you’re doing, you come back and see me.' so the lad goes out and finds a knothole. two weeks later he goes back to the brothel and says to the madam, 'I want a woman. I know how to do it now!' so the madam sends him off with one of her girls
when they get to the room the lad tells her to take off her clothes and bend over. when she does he takes out a length of wood and smacks her on the butt. 'what the hell did you do that for?' she exclaims. the lad replies, 'checking for bees.'
2006-10-15 14:46:42 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats funny and really gives a new meaning to the birds and the bees
2006-10-15 14:48:57 · answer #1 · answered by candy12424 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2006-10-15 22:06:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol very nice and original
2006-10-15 21:57:44 · answer #3 · answered by busman_octa 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha lol. what about the birds?
2006-10-15 21:55:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO good one
2006-10-15 23:11:25 · answer #5 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-15 21:52:53 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-15 21:50:17 · answer #7 · answered by Ellie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one!!!
2006-10-15 21:55:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg... lol...
2006-10-15 21:48:29 · answer #9 · answered by misery 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋