and my friends are my 'Disciples', then bury it for 1000 years, will someone dig it up and start a new religion based on me?
isnt that what happened with the bible?
2006-10-15 14:38:01 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No, because the Bible was written about 400 years after Jesus supposedly died, so it would have been the people born 400 years later (if anyone) that got drunk. But if you want to write up a fairy tale and bury it, I'll write up some stories about a bunch of people that worshipped you, and you might just get lucky and become a deity. :P
2006-10-15 14:41:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Slight difference, things that are not true can be proven untrue over time. The Bible is actually a volume of books written over thousands of years by over 40 different people from different cultures. You would think that no 2 books would teach the same things but in fact they all coincide and teach about the same God: the God of Abraham who you do not know and doesnt answer your prayers.
But once you get more serious about him, he will answer your prayers and you will know he is real and that he wants your devotion.
2006-10-15 21:54:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus died (and rose to life on the third day) 2000 years ago. Christians has been around since then. the old testament in the bible has been around even longer than 2000 years way before Jesus came to earth, yet there is so many prophesies about Jesus in the old testament. For example; Therefore the Lord himself will give you a sign :The virgin will be with child and will give birth to a son, and will call him Immanuel. (which means God with us) Isaiah 7:14 Old testament. this verse was written way before Jesus was born and it came true even Jesus mother Mary was a virgin in accordance with this verse. Even Jews have the old testament which means they have this verse in there bible and the Jews has been around a lot longer than Christians.
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http://www.livingwaters.com/good
2006-10-15 21:59:03 · answer #3 · answered by A follower of Christ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I think you still drunk :)
for example Quran can not be written by drunk man see this..
In the Holy Quran, God speaks about the stages of man’s embryonic development:
We created man from an extract of clay. Then We made him as a drop in a place of settlement, firmly fixed. Then We made the drop into an alaqah (leech, suspended thing, and blood clot), then We made the alaqah into a mudghah (chewed substance)... 1 (Quran, 23:12-14)
do you think drunk people could say this..
Ok see yourself
http://www.islam-guide.com/ch1-1-a.htm
2006-10-15 22:05:00 · answer #4 · answered by www.ElaSalaty.com 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No actually nothing like that happened at all.
Jesus never said that he was God. This was a lie about Jesus made up by the early roman catholic church.
Give Jesus a break, He can't help it that religion is a lie that people tell about him.
love and blessings Don
2006-10-15 21:41:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Only a cult of fools, since in a drunken state you would not be able to come up with a coherent, logical, irrefutable text.
Remember that the Bible contains thousands of prophecies, more than 2000 if which have been fulfilled.
2006-10-15 21:42:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
no, because the people who wrote it down only lived about 40 years after the drunk guy and his friends.
2006-10-15 21:40:17 · answer #7 · answered by t jefferson 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why not just wait and ask God on judgment day? He could probably tell you in great detail how it all came into being.
2006-10-15 21:41:54 · answer #8 · answered by mortgagegirl101 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I'm sorry, what? You must have been there when it all went down, right? Keep trying, you'll find the truth.
2006-10-15 21:40:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
thats not what happened to the bible and i dont think anybody will care about a drunken ladies 1000 year old story
2006-10-15 21:40:25 · answer #10 · answered by Alex 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋