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a client calls his lawyer's firm and says:
- i'd like to speak to dr. robert, please.
the secretary, very sad, informs him:
- i'm sorry. it's not going to be possible. dr. robert has died.
the client hangs up and ten minutes later, makes another call and asks the same question:
- i'd like to speak to dr. robert, please.
the secretary informs once again:
- i'm sorry, sir. it's not going to be possible. dr. robert has died!
shortly after, the same client calls back and asks:
- i'd like to speak to dr. robert, please.
the secretary, irritated, says:
- listen buddy! you called three times already and i already told you that your lawyer, dr. robert, has died. why do you keep calling?
- ah! - says the client. - it's just that is feels so good to hear that...

2006-10-15 14:05:16 · 17 answers · asked by jqdsilva 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

17 answers

simple but good

2006-10-15 16:43:31 · answer #1 · answered by stone 4 · 1 0

I've heard it waaayyyy too many times

2006-10-15 21:29:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Good one!

2006-10-16 06:13:54 · answer #3 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 1 0

You managed to make me smile.

2006-10-15 21:07:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Why would a lawyer ever be called "Doctor"???

2006-10-15 21:08:42 · answer #5 · answered by backinbowl 6 · 1 0

i like it

2006-10-15 22:18:57 · answer #6 · answered by jason 5 · 1 0

lol good one

2006-10-15 22:10:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

ahaha.. thx for the jokes!

2006-10-15 21:08:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

hmmm
i wonder how he died
lol

2006-10-15 21:52:43 · answer #9 · answered by tanjeriney 5 · 1 0

we are doctors, we have doctorals in jurisprudence, JD"s

2006-10-15 21:37:44 · answer #10 · answered by mike_14213 2 · 1 0

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