he decides that he wants to get rid of it. so he picks up the cat and takes him to about four blocks away from home. he drops him there and goes back home. once he gets there, he notices that the cat in standing at the front porche. confused, he picks up the cat and takes him to the outskirts of the city. once he drops the cat, the man rushes back home. to his desmay, the cat is back at the doorsteps. the man is furious now. he picks up the cat, stuffs him in a plastic bag, ties it, takes him to about four miles away from his house, throws the bag out of the window and rushes to a payphone. he dials home and asks his wife: "is that cat in the house by any chance?" the wife replies: "why, yes he is." the man goes: "then put that s.o.b. on the line 'cause i'm lost!"
2006-10-15 13:45:00 · 13 answers · asked by jqdsilva 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol...lol !
2006-10-15 13:50:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dislike Sunday because of the fact my weekend is coming to an end. I hate Monday because of the fact college starts yet back. (Oddly sufficient i became born on July 18, 1994 which became a Monday.) i admire Friday because of the fact it incredibly is the final day of the week. i admire Saturday because of the fact I certainly have 2 days off and it incredibly is purely the 1st day.
2016-12-13 08:58:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats the question?
2006-10-15 13:50:46 · answer #3 · answered by duncan4doggies 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but it's still funny LMAO!
2006-10-15 14:00:34 · answer #4 · answered by Simon Says Touch Your Nose 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can you tell me how that worked pls?? It was funny, but I really want to know
2006-10-15 13:50:39 · answer #5 · answered by coca_cola_froggy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It made me smile, not laugh. That's good enough.
2006-10-15 14:52:15 · answer #6 · answered by dogpye5 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-10-15 13:56:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2006-10-15 15:13:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it already
2006-10-15 14:41:22 · answer #9 · answered by tanjeriney 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha I don't git it
2006-10-15 14:01:34 · answer #10 · answered by hadda_be_played_on_a_jukebox 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny but how'd that happen????????
2006-10-15 13:53:04 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋