A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, "I must have you right now! I'll drop $500 on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up, I can have my way with you from behind!"
The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her friend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition.
Her friend said, "When he drops the $500 on the ground, I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened."
An hour and a half later, the lady called her girlfriend back.
"What happened?" the girlfriend asked.
The lady said, "That jerk had $500 in quarters!"
2006-10-15 13:44:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
2006-10-15 13:45:57 · answer #1 · answered by Totoru 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nice one
2006-10-15 21:01:50 · answer #2 · answered by Simon Says Touch Your Nose 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL,Funny
2006-10-15 21:12:14 · answer #3 · answered by willis_is_40 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMAO very funny
BTW Invisble this is the jokes section THERE DONT HAVE TO BE QUESTIONS JUST JOKES!!
2006-10-15 20:50:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
HA!
Excellent.
Nice joke ;-)
2006-10-15 20:46:12 · answer #5 · answered by keysfunding 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's the best joke I heard all week !
2006-10-15 20:47:16 · answer #6 · answered by g_man 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha! thats the best joke I've heard all day! thanx for cheering me up! :))
2006-10-15 21:48:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
ooo thats bad
2006-10-15 21:02:58 · answer #8 · answered by hadda_be_played_on_a_jukebox 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny enough.
2006-10-15 21:58:45 · answer #9 · answered by dogpye5 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
that's a good one(ha ha)
2006-10-15 20:46:59 · answer #10 · answered by preast 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha lol
2006-10-16 02:30:50 · answer #11 · answered by divyays 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋