you also pass the breathilyzer because you never actually drink the alcohol
2006-10-15 13:35:54 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
YOur body cannot absorb alcohol that way.
Besides, you'll look silly with two spuds under your arms
2006-10-15 13:37:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 0⤋
Your skin actually can absorb a certain amount of alcohol but it is not as efficient as drinking it to get a buzz. However, it does show up on a breathalizer because the alcohol enters your bloodstream through the skin, then it is exhaled as a byproduct from you lungs. Even when you drink, the alcohol never actually enter your lungs. If it did you would sufficate and die quickly.
2006-10-15 13:49:03 · answer #2 · answered by peachykeenspeechy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does putting a foxhound under each arm make you a hunting dog? That question is actually funny! I am an alky, and can assure you that anything you put under your armpit will only act as a kind of anti-perspirant. Armpits do not absorb anything, they just spew large amounts of stench.
2006-10-15 13:43:11 · answer #3 · answered by rifleman01@verizon.net 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I don't know if that actually works, but if it does don't count on it to help you beat a breathalyzer. Regardless of how the alcohol enters your body. When you metabolize the alcohol it travels through your blood and is expelled in your breath.
2006-10-15 23:57:31 · answer #4 · answered by Carole 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could try it and see what happens, but I doubt if it will get even a buzz out of it. You might could start rooting potatos under there however. Good luck.
2006-10-15 13:40:00 · answer #5 · answered by shardf 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my goodness, what will all those bored and brain dead teens think up next!!! If your gonna slip a few under your pits, why not put one between the legs and strap a few around your feet too.
This is one silly joke!
2006-10-15 13:40:55 · answer #6 · answered by Mama Mia 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You'd better not let the farmers in Idaho hear about this. They'll be looking to annex Montana, Colorado and Wyoming so they can grow more of them!
2006-10-15 13:42:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, but it sure as heck makes people think you've already had too much to drink.
As for the breathilyzer, as long as you decide not to munch on the potatoes, I would think you're good to go. lmao.
2006-10-15 13:45:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, but you'll have the happiest little arm pits in the history of the human race.
2006-10-15 13:48:40 · answer #9 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. But sticking a half raw onion under your pits will give you a heart murmur.
2006-10-16 07:13:57 · answer #10 · answered by echiasso 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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no offence but thats the dumbest thing i've ever heard. when you get drunk, the alcohol has to get into your bloodstream. alcohol can't soak into your bloodstream from your armpits!! hahahahahahahah thanks for the laughs!
2006-10-15 13:38:43 · answer #11 · answered by all the same eternity 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋