A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to the gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at the woman and all of his professionalism goes out the window. He immediately asks her to undress. After she has disrobed, the doctor begins stroking her thigh.
"Do you know what I’m doing?" he asks.
"Yes," she replies. "You’re checking for any abrasions or abnormalities."
"That’s right," says the doctor. Emboldened, he then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I’m doing now?"
"You’re checking for any lumps or breast cancer," she replies.
"Correct," says the doctor. Deciding to go for broke, he mounts her and begins having sex with her. "Do you know what I’m doing now?"
"Yes," she says. "You’re getting herpes—which is what I came here about in the first place."
2006-10-15 13:27:09 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
now thats awesome haha
2006-10-15 13:28:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahaa
2006-10-15 20:29:33 · answer #2 · answered by g_man 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao that was good
fyi this is the JOKES and riddles section, ROBYN, jokes arent meant to be questions
2006-10-15 20:41:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
ha ha this is a good one.
2006-10-15 20:29:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
wasn't funny when someone else posted this joke either
rape is not funny
2006-10-15 20:33:08 · answer #5 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
haha
2006-10-15 23:00:44 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!!
poor doc
he deserved it though
2006-10-15 21:35:03 · answer #7 · answered by tanjeriney 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha funny
2006-10-15 20:31:45 · answer #8 · answered by abominableaussieman 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This joke is not funny, and you just wasted points for no reason. This was not a question either.
2006-10-15 20:29:04 · answer #9 · answered by robyn 4 · 2⤊ 5⤋
ha ha thats a good one...
2006-10-15 20:29:43 · answer #10 · answered by handy Andy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋