What is the correct sexual etiquette for the indigenous British people?

Question

In my culture a woman makes herself available for her husband always.
She is really not allowed to refuse although she can choose to refuse
Sex does not happen during her period
Either of the two can start the process because unless she is on her period they are going to make love. In the night if one wakes up she wakes the other for sex.
Either husband or wife can choose the position or positions during a session
Usually husband and wife make love several times per day for many years, even having herbs to enhance that.
The woman determines when foreplay ends by opening herself and guiding her husband in
A man who finishes early (minute man) is reported to his uncle through intermediaries and the problem is corrected with advice from the uncle.
A wife who rations her husband is reported to her aunt who corrects the problem.
A married person must have a bath before going to bed each day.

What is the British custom within marriage? Does anyone know or is nobody bothered? The ladies at my work place do not know. They just seem to think one of the two will do something.

We do it in order to make it known what the expectation is between husband and wife so as to make easy the potential for settling disputes.

Sorry, I am asking as a woman. Not sure how I treat women in what sense andI do not think making love is dirty.

All foreign teachers I have had since primary including many from the UK have always called me Indigenous. I thought it was the word to use to describe what I have been taught to call the English rose.
Shall have to dig for another description. Sorry.

Answer 1

There are a great many regional differences here in Britain. I can mainly speak only for Essex, a county in the south east, near the capital London.

Our mating rituals begin in large halls on a Friday or Saturday night. There, the young men and fertile women gather to seek a mate. Initially, men and women remain with their own kind. This is until a woman has taken enough of a sacred embrocation know as a Bacardi Breezer - this is the the distilled fermentation of grain, infused with exotic fruit mixtures such as Orange, Melon or Lemon.

The men meanwhile tell hilarious and highly exaggerated stories of previous sexual encounters whilst drinking a hop flavoured fermented juice known as Stella.

The Barcardi Breezers helps to loosen the womens clothing, legs and moral fibre. The Stella causes hallucinations in the men which make unattractive women appear to be very sexy.

There is much gyrating of hips, and people shouting to be heard above the sound of the Jungle Drum and Base. A woman might fall over, and be helpfully lifted to her feet and taken home by a man who feels sorry for her. There the mating takes place. It is customary for one or both of the parties to regurgitate an alcohol and kebab mixture either during or after the copulating act.

This mating tends to be anonymous. Parties seldom exchange details. The woman becomes pregnant and bears a child. Once the child is born, she often then returns to school and completes her GCSEs. With a child, she is able to receive priority housing from the local wisemen (counsellors), and gifts of money from the central tribe (Government). When the child is 13 or 14, the circle of life begins again.

This is how it is in Essex.

There is one other part of the country where I know about the mating rituals. This place is a principality called Wales. Once the mating cry of the female is heard, the man may do as he pleases. The mating cry is "Baaaa".

Answer 2

Wow, which culture is that.
Sounds more like the kennel club breeding instructions than a manifestation of physical love.
Initial English sex etiquette involves drinking beer and avoiding staining the upholstery in the parents car during intercourse.
Marriage follows either following a positive pregnancy test or after about 3 kids and shortly before the couple seperate.
After a stable relationship has been achieved the "Man" will normally sate his lusts with what we english call a"Tart" after a gallon of newcastle brown ale on a saturday night, Marital sex is then only indulged in when there is a power cut, denying the woman the ability to watch TV or if the wife desires a special favour, The wifes lusts being dealt with by the publications of Messrs Mills and Boon, and visits by the "Milkman" supplemented in the case of the childless married catholic lady by visits by the Priest

Answer 3

Not that i'm an indiginous British person but back in the eighties nearly all the phone boxes in Central London were cover with calling cards advertising for dominatrix- and other sexual services. One of the courier firms even had their vehicle workshop decorated in those calling cards.
It always made me wonder about the sexual etiquette of the ones utilizing the advertised products.
Indigenous ... i love it.

Answer 4

Indigenous?

If this is a serious question - there is no etiquette. Do whatever you want, take any 10 couples and you'll find 10 completely different sexual preferences/attitudes. Relationships and what they entail are decided by the people in them, not by custom/etiquette/tradition.

Answer 5

Interesting etiquette for such a setting.
Where I come from, in the USA, you go to the printers first and buy yourself two pieces of printed papers:
1 Consent contract
2 Pre-nup agreement.

Once armed with these two you head to the firearms shop and buy a handgumn and apply for a licence at the same time. The licence arrives within two hours.

You are now free to marry. You go out and stand by a lamp post looking manacing, usually wearing a sun hat and big boots as well as jeans and a long sleeved shirt two sizes too small to show your muscles.

If a nice looking girl walks past and she is not wearing a ring, you follow her. If she starts running you chase her. You will hear a lot of American women saying "Bob was chasing me for three years and I took no notice till my mum said he was a nice boy"

when you catch her, you have sex with her as soon as possible. Soon after that you produce the first Peice of paper and get her to sign it using a black pen.

You photocopy it and give her the copy. You then go and tell you dad what you have done and he panics and calls his lawyer who quickly arranges a meeting with the girl to make her sign the other piece of paper.

After that you have more sex and then you marry once all her friends know she is having sex with you.

As soon as she has her first child, you divorce her.

You then look for a young woman with one child and you marry her. As soon as she has a second child with you, you divorce her.

You look for a woman with two children. You marry her. As soon as she has a child with you, you divorce her. You then marry a woman with three children. This one you keep till you are old.

Americans are like Arabs we have four wives only NOT at the same time. Women are also allowed to do the same. In fact I chased many men myself and they paid me handsomely for my efforts.

Answer 6

when British people marry it is law that they no longer have sex at any time unless the wife wants it then it will be her way for how long she wants and the man will be truly grate-full that he was allowed to touch his wife in this way. if he doesn't stick to these rules someone will inform his uncle who will in turn smash his bo llox between to house bricks therefore insuring he never breaks the rules again

Answer 7

It usually depends if the wife has a headache or the husband rolls in drunk and can't rise to the occasion whether anything happens. Other wise they have sex by mutual consent.

Answer 8

yes there is ettiquette in english romance. he doesnt demand and she doesnt refuse.

love is about more than respect and allowing yourself to be used, its two people, who want to be together.. love has no boundaries, nor does it speak any language bar its own...

the rule is good manners, politeness, tenderness and compassion.. im not a modern man, but i do have moral values, which i adhere to. women are our partners in life, not our mothers or our slaves. too many people forget that. which is why theyu get divorced and weve been together 25 years, adn were not married... love just is..

Answer 9

women are sold by their families to the highest bidding potential husband. sex after marriage is limited to once every 2 weeks. the wife's uncle chooses the sexual position. the husband and wife take it in turns to be the man and the woman in the relationship.

Answer 10

Its a rabbit culture for the first three years and then the hibernation begins