Original List (age 22):
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32):
1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens as much as talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42):
1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52):
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers my name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62):
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72):
1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet
2006-10-15 12:41:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Interesting...
2006-10-15 22:52:08 · answer #1 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well i almost made the (age 72) list, but the whole miss the toilet thing kinda eliminated me.
2006-10-15 19:52:15 · answer #2 · answered by miklo 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hmm, well I am 32 and fit that list pretty well. On top of that I can count to eleven without taking off my shoes ;)
2006-10-15 19:53:52 · answer #3 · answered by crazylifer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All the sweet good guys already have Boyfriends...
2006-10-15 20:20:45 · answer #4 · answered by coca_cola_froggy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's the truth.
2006-10-16 00:59:34 · answer #5 · answered by Uhookah2 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-10-15 19:45:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol totally agree :D
2006-10-15 19:48:06 · answer #7 · answered by Christine 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
...that... that's not funny! ...*eats ramen*... liar pliar plants for hire!
2006-10-15 19:47:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was isnteresting...
thanx i guess for sharing
2006-10-15 19:45:04 · answer #9 · answered by :) 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That is not funny.
2006-10-15 19:54:23 · answer #10 · answered by sly4life 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋