On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"
R8 it please. 1 bein worst 10 bein best.
2006-10-15 12:32:03 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
definatly a ten!
2006-10-15 12:34:54 · answer #1 · answered by Skittles-Dark Edition 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3
2006-10-15 13:03:36 · answer #2 · answered by Gundead Grimm the War Dog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10
2006-10-15 12:37:32 · answer #3 · answered by Skittles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8
2006-10-15 12:42:10 · answer #4 · answered by Katie Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute ~ I give it an 8 ~ don't have to laugh at all good jokes, but it was funny
2006-10-15 12:37:17 · answer #5 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How funny. I give it a 9.
2006-10-15 12:35:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
about an 8 and a half...
2006-10-15 12:38:37 · answer #7 · answered by :) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10--sounds like a good idea to me, good news for all of us older americans. we may be old but we certainly are not dead.
2006-10-15 12:37:42 · answer #8 · answered by beautie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...4 data in the international... a million. U can't contact all ur teeth with ur tongue. 2. all fools in the international will attempt to the contact their teeth with their tongue. 3. all fools who tried will snigger. 4. truth a million is pretend.. --------------------------------------... Do u have time? pls seem down if u are bored. Do you've time? pls seem up if u are bored.
2016-12-04 21:05:43 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
id give that a 10.5, thats the funniest old(and dirty) joke that i could read without stoping.
2006-10-15 12:36:54 · answer #10 · answered by Gilbert 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TEN..thx
2006-10-15 12:36:02 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋