How about another joke?

Question

A policeman ,on his beat one night came across a drunk lying in the gutter, and his mate had his trousers down, and was blowing up hi ****. 'Ello, 'Ello, 'Ello said the copper, what exactly are you doing to that man? "I'm giving him the kiss of life ,officer". You can't do it like that < the copper said, Your blowing at the wrong end." I know that officer, but have you smelt his breath?

Answer 1

NOT FUNNY

Answer 2

> (The Duck and the Lawyer)
>
> A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee. He shot and
> dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a
> fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up
> on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.
>
> The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now
> I'm going to retrieve it."
> The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over
> here."
>
> The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the
> United States and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and
> take everything you own.
>
> The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle
> disputes in Tennessee. We settle small disagreements like this; with the
> "Three Kick Rule."
>
> The lawyer asked, "What is the Three Kick Rule?"
>
> The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to
> go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so
> on back and forth until someone gives up."
>
> The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that
> he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local
> custom.
>
> The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the
> attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel toed work boot
> into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick to
> the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth. The lawyer
> was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end and he fell
> face-forward into a cow pie.
>
> The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet.
> Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old fart.
> Now it's my turn."
>
> The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck."
>
>

Answer 3

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Answer 4

Dude i know funny. Im chris rock u know the comedian and, yes ,i take time of my jokes and my movies to go on yahoo answers that joke totally sucked it was gross and it wasnt funny

Answer 5

A dog, a cat and a penis are sittin around a camp fire one night. The dog says "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrant!"
The cat says, "My master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter!"
The penis, outraged, says, "At least your masters don't put a bag over your head and make you do push-ups until you throw up!"

Answer 6

I heard this one from a 4yr old:

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

because it wasn't peeling well!!!

Answer 7

husband says to wife " my olympic condoms have arrived . I think i'll wear Gold tonight ".
Wife says " whydont you wear Silver and come 2nd for a change !"

Answer 8

little rascles are in school the teacher says i want you to use the word dictate in sentance. darla raises her hand and says last night mom told me to do something so i dictated it and wrote it down. then buckweet raises his hand and says hay darla how did my d**k tate last night.

Answer 9

I went in to a pet shop.
I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?"
The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?"
I said, "I don't care what star sign it is."

Answer 10

ahahahaha..ha.lol...thx oh my i needed that laugh! 110 for the joke..oops a TEN!..lol

Answer 11

thats cute