Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the men that they could live if they brought back ten peices of the same type of fruit.So all three men went separate ways to get fruits.
The 1st came back and said,"I brought 10 apples." The king explained the test to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain,he was killed.
The 2nd man arrived and showed the king 10 berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9: and on the 10th berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I saw 3rd guy comin back w/ pineapples."
2006-10-15 11:28:56 · 16 answers · asked by puertofrican 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats so hilarious ^-^
2006-10-15 11:40:21 · answer #1 · answered by Me Being Me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee Hee Hee!
2006-10-15 18:39:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats fricken halerious HAHAHAHAHAHA
2006-10-15 19:23:44 · answer #3 · answered by Gilbert 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-10-15 18:35:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK I had a little smile from it.
2006-10-15 18:36:13 · answer #5 · answered by Floyd B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard it before but it is still good
2006-10-15 18:53:01 · answer #6 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny ha ha aha ha aha aha aha aha aha aha ah
2006-10-15 18:46:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it
2006-10-15 18:34:30 · answer #8 · answered by Quickfix008(∞Cicci∞) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch!
lol
2006-10-15 18:34:13 · answer #9 · answered by schmoopie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it
2006-10-15 18:32:43 · answer #10 · answered by phillip b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋