A man with no arms or legs is sunbathing on the beach.
A woman passing by asks him if he has ever been hugged.
He says no, so she hugs him and goes on her way.
Later on another woman passes and asks if he has ever been kissed.
He says no, so she kisses him and goes on her way.
10 minutes later another woman asks if he has ever been fuc*ed.
He says no, she says, you have now, the tide is coming in...
2006-10-15 11:08:50 · 28 answers · asked by Ali 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I know you guys are saying he could swim, but where would he swim too and what would he do when he got there??!!
2006-10-15 11:38:51 · update #1
heres 1 for u....
A koala bear is in the pub when he starts chatting 2 a lovely lady.
After a few drinks ... she invites him up 2 her room.
After a normal sex session the bear gets up 2 leave....
She says " hang on " and picks up a dictionary and shows him.....
Prositute:- has sex for money...
So the koala shows her
Marsupial:- Eats shoots and leaves
2006-10-15 11:46:38 · answer #1 · answered by Daz G 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
HAH! I hope you like this one. A man walks into a room to go to sleep, but theres only a bunk bed. So he climbs on the top and tries to go to sleep. Than a woman walks in and sits on the bottom bunk. The man looks down to see her but tried to be un-notised. Just then, she takes off her wooden leg and sits beside the bed. The man was astonished and kep watching. She took off her fake arm and placed it next to her leg. Next she poped her glass eye out and put it with the others. Just then she noticed the man watching her and asked, "What do you want?" He answered, "You know what i want, just pop it off and give it to me!"
2006-10-15 11:18:39 · answer #2 · answered by Gilbert 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not right. Can swim.
What do you call a man with no arms and legs who can swim the channel ?
Clever Di*K.
2006-10-15 11:17:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you Ali! Very good! Perfect end to the day!
Night night!
2006-10-15 11:40:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Ali, that is a bit nuaghty. Love it Te-he
2006-10-15 11:24:40 · answer #5 · answered by Hammer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bit mean but hilarious!
2006-10-16 01:06:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Harsh'N'Hillarious!
2006-10-15 11:18:10 · answer #7 · answered by tommyboy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad i suppose ive heard better but as its an old joke it start to lose its appeal when queen victorias first heard it
2006-10-15 22:59:46 · answer #8 · answered by ward1703 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha very funny. Was his name Bob?
2006-10-15 11:11:46 · answer #9 · answered by oozie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eww! Tee Hee Hee! ^_^
2006-10-15 11:13:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋