An irishman was walking along the street minding his own bussiness when all of the sudden two men jumped him from behind,"give us your money "one said but paddy was having none of it,he was kicking,biting,punching and pinching putting up a right good fight but adventurely the two men got the better of him and one of the men put his hand in paddys pocket and pulled out 57p"your crazy"said one of the muggers "you put up a fight like that for 57p"oh sorry lads"said paddy "i thought you was after the £200 in my sock"
2006-10-15 10:50:02 · 34 answers · asked by ellementre 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice one
2006-10-15 10:52:14 · answer #1 · answered by Jane S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I am half Irish and I would never say anything like that! Mainly because I never have 200 quid to hide in my sock! You got me a bit confused half way through though when you said 'adventurely the two men got the better of him', I wonder how you get the better of someone adventurely?? Then I realised that you probably meant 'eventually'!
2006-10-15 10:57:02 · answer #2 · answered by Tatsbabe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Average.
2006-10-15 10:54:45 · answer #3 · answered by malcy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one ..
a paddy on a building site dropped his watch from the roof of a 17 floor high building ..and he made a run
towards the stairs ..a friend said to him Wat's the rush
he said i dropped my watch and i am rushing to catch it before it hits the ground and break to Pisces ..friend said to paddy ..you never catch it before it hits the ground...
Paddy replied yes i can if i run it's runing 5 Minuit's late
2006-10-15 11:10:45 · answer #4 · answered by JJ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i liked that joke! why do people put money in socks? i tried it once totally forgot and got more money out the cash machine. my mum found it on wash day lol
2006-10-15 10:56:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really funny!! That one rates a 10!
2006-10-15 10:54:25 · answer #6 · answered by altruistic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, like it. nice 1
2006-10-17 08:38:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the oldies are goodies ah ah
2006-10-15 22:38:05 · answer #8 · answered by Pattythepunk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-10-15 20:56:52 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IM IRISH AND IF THAT WAS'NT SO FUNNY ID COME LOOKING FOR YOU,HAHA
2006-10-19 03:12:47 · answer #10 · answered by munstermunch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋