i like laughing at clean jokes. got any?
2006-10-15 10:45:33 · 15 answers · asked by xknyghtmayre 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How did the maniac get out of the forest?
He took the psycho path
What did the fish say when it smacked into a wall?
DAM!
How do you get holy water?
You boil the hell out of it
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it
What did the blonde say when she walked into a bar?
Ouch
What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck
What do you get when you cross a caterpillar with a parrot?
A walkie-talkie
What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a french poodle, and a rooster?
Cocka-poodle-doo!
A cocky teenager was trying to impress a store manager in an effort to get a job.
He ended his bragging with, "Surely you have an opening for a person like me."
To which the manager replied,
"We certainly do."
"Really?"
"Yes, and be sure to shut it gently on your way out."
Some people are like Slinkys
They're not really good for anything
But you still can't help but laugh
When you see one tumble down the stairs
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"I hope it's mine..."
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead jumped off a tall building. Who hit the ground last?
The blonde, because she had to ask for directions
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
Hope some of these make you laugh! ^_^
2006-10-15 11:14:46 · answer #1 · answered by Ayumi 23 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm A big fan of blond jokes so heres one that i think is funny!!...
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go on the next trip.
The brunette said, "We should go to Mars."
The redhead said, "We should go to the Moon."
The brunette and the redhead sat there arguing for a while. Suddenly, the blonde shouts, "Stop arguing! I know where the next expedition should be to ... the Sun!"
The brunette and the redhead looked at each other and started laughing. The brunette finally said, "You can't go to the Sun. You would melt or burn up before you even got close!"
The blonde said, "DUH... Not if you go at night!
2006-10-15 11:15:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I got one that may make you laugh "What is Black,White and red all over??? you may have heard it tho just wanted to as lol
:P
Answer: A Newspaper
2006-10-15 10:49:57 · answer #3 · answered by Alexis B 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
How do you drive an idiot crazy?
Tell him there is a dollar in the CORNER of a CIRCLE room!
How do make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
2006-10-15 10:48:38 · answer #4 · answered by Sergio 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Nope!
2006-10-15 11:04:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
No. I need jokes too.
2006-10-15 23:19:50 · answer #6 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
how do you know there is a elephant in your refrigerator -there is footprints in the butter
2006-10-15 10:53:22 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
" when i fall asleep at night.... i dream about my parents having s*x and i get REALLY REALLY mad for some reason"--- caboose, Red Vs. Blue
2006-10-15 10:54:48 · answer #8 · answered by PyroPixie 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
What happens to cow in an earthquake?
....
.....
....It gives milk shakes.
2006-10-15 11:50:32 · answer #9 · answered by applegeorge 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nope
2006-10-15 11:26:46 · answer #10 · answered by xxlovexx 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋