There are 3 lawyers skydiving. A black guy, a hispanic guy & a white guy. They all jump out of the plane, but none of their parachutes open. Who hits the ground first?...........................Who cares?
2006-10-15 09:21:33 · 3 answers · asked by shermynewstart 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What do lawyers do when they die?
They lie still.
;)
2006-10-15 10:14:13 · answer #1 · answered by nelabis 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is a lawyer, an architect, and a doctor arguing about whose profession is older. The doctor says that life has been under investigation since it began so he was oldest. The architect says that God created the earth out of chaos first so his was oldest. The lawyer says, Yes but, who made the chaos?
2006-10-15 09:28:13 · answer #2 · answered by Regina P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the white guy does, a black man is not going to be going skydiving and a hispanic man doesn't have time to, he's to busy working.
2006-10-15 09:37:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋