Please tell me something that works and you have tried. I want something that gives no pain and doesn't make you lose weight.
2006-10-15 09:04:36 · 11 answers · asked by Jessie 1 in Health ➔ Diet & Fitness
grow up, go to school, pay attention and learn something.
Quit being a slacker and making excuses.
2006-10-15 09:12:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
make some fake puke. put anything gross into a bowl that you can think of, microwave it until it is bubbling or steaming, swish some around in your mouth so it looks like you did throw up and put some in a trash can by your bed or on the floor or your bed. make sure you do it at night when everyone is ASLEEP and clean up your mess and put everything away in the kitchen. don't leave any traces of your work or you will get busted. plus act sick all day.
2006-10-15 09:23:30 · answer #2 · answered by Master of Alternate Dimensions 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Right, get a potato and cut it in half and then tape the cut /wet half to your leg or arm, preferably near a joint, knee, elbow. The starch will draw alot of fluid to that area and make it swell noticably. It's not dangerous, it's not permanant only a few hours, but it looks impressive and does'nt hust. Try it and let me know how it goes.
2006-10-15 09:37:49 · answer #3 · answered by kerry s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well this is a hard question to answer because what you specified means you cant make yourself throw up. Either you could lie, and fake sick or just let someone cough on you who is sick. Anything else that i can think of doesnt fit your demands
2006-10-15 09:09:12 · answer #4 · answered by Ehh Blinkin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i could discover the biggest / quickest shifting truck and as quickly because it hits tops velocity run in front of it. you need to be excused out of your speech. I mean come on your gonna make your self sick to ward off a 5 minute speech?!?! in case you agree on you want to be that prevalent of a bum, approximately half-hour till now your speech take a pitcher of water, upload a reliable volume of eye drops and positioned them interior the glass. it quite is assume to make you throw up for a on the same time as.
2016-10-19 10:59:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
havnt you ever seen Ferris Beulers Day Off? Develop some acting skills, pretend to throw up by making sounds like your throwing up and dumping water into the toilet, but make sure your heard.
2006-10-15 09:23:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat A LOT of junk food lol, you'll get sick pretty soon
2006-10-15 09:12:22 · answer #7 · answered by Judgerz 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just take a lot of laxative and say that you have the sh its. They will believe you when they walk in the room.
2006-10-15 09:21:41 · answer #8 · answered by Debra M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So! You're saying you're not prepared for that test tomorrow?
2006-10-15 09:06:45 · answer #9 · answered by Arnold M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
drink a 26er of tequila
2006-10-15 09:06:18 · answer #10 · answered by disguys_dalimit 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋