A dog, a cat and a penis are sittin around a camp fire one night.
The dog says, "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrant!"
The cat says, "My master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter!"
The penis, OUTRAGED, says, "At least your master doesn't put a bag over your head and make you do pushups until you throw up!" :)
2006-10-15 08:47:43 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's been a rough day fidgety.I got up this morning,put on a shirt and a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off.I'm afraid to go to the bathroom!
2006-10-16 08:07:30 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-23 13:13:50 · answer #2 · answered by maza 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont eat the yellow snow
2006-10-15 08:53:41 · answer #3 · answered by Silver Fox 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one aint it.
i texted that to my father about three months ago
2006-10-15 08:51:42 · answer #4 · answered by arfa54321 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-10-15 09:54:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats gud
2006-10-15 08:49:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-10-15 11:17:44 · answer #7 · answered by sky l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10!!!!! That was so funny!
2006-10-15 09:45:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one
2006-10-15 08:49:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha like it
2006-10-15 10:21:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋