A bloke is in a queue at the supermarket when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled "Hello" to him and although familiar, he can't place where he might know her from so he says, "Sorry, do you know me?" She replies, "I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children!"
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he had been unfaithful. Christ! he says, "Are you that stripogram on my stag night that I sh**ged on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ar*e?"
"No", she replies - I'm your son's English teacher!!!" :)
2006-10-15 08:41:48 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Keep them coming.I'm still laughing my socks off!
Clean joke for you.
A man approached a pretty girl in a supermarket."I've lost my wife.Can I talk to you?"
"Why?"
"Because every time I talk to a pretty girl,my wife appears out of nowhere!"
2006-10-16 07:49:09 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Changing the subject of the teacher won't change the fun of the Joke...It was Good! But, Old One Pal !!
2006-10-15 08:47:10 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've never heard that one before!!!!! heheheheheheh, very funny. can i have best answer cause i've never gotten one before? pleeeeeeeease??? i'll whip you with a wet piece of celery (although its not very bendy i dont know how it would work... ;D)
2006-10-15 08:48:24 · answer #3 · answered by casperfrench 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but still makes me smile
2006-10-15 08:44:12 · answer #4 · answered by Raine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one mate
2006-10-15 08:46:12 · answer #5 · answered by farukhbeyg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!
2006-10-15 08:44:14 · answer #6 · answered by bananaaaaassss!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eww! Talk about coinsidence! ^_^
2006-10-15 08:52:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it, too funny.
2006-10-15 09:25:11 · answer #8 · answered by tyreanpurple 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2006-10-15 11:36:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2006-10-15 08:48:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋