The newlyweds are in the honeymoon hotel room and the groom decides to let the bride know who's boss right from the start of their marriage. He proceeds to take off his trousers and throws them at her...He says "Put these on!".
The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers".
He replies, "And don't forget that I will always wear the trousers in the family!"
The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request..."Try these on!".
He replies, "I can't get into your knickers!"
Wife says, "And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude!" :)
2006-10-15 08:35:47 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excelled youself again!
A young couple got married.Both were virgins and were embarrassed after discussing sex,so they coined a phrase to spare their blushes.Instead of referring openly to sex,they called it "doing the laundry."
On the first night of their honeymoon they "did the laundry."It was so great that half an hour later the husband asked:"Can we do the laundry again?"
"I'm sorry honey," said the bride,"but I'm a little tired right now.Tomorrow,yeah?"
However,in the middle of the night she woke up feeling guilty about having rejected him.She put her arm around him and said:"I'm sorry I pushed you away earlier.We can do the laundry again if you want."
"That's OK," he said."It was only a small load so I did it by hand."
2006-10-16 07:37:41 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read it 24 hours back....You can't be the Boss!!!
2006-10-15 08:41:34 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I stand proud and tall and at times, I put my head down.
2006-10-15 08:40:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just reading it's making me stand !
2006-10-15 10:39:12 · answer #4 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Isn't marriage outstanding?????? yepper
2006-10-15 08:45:49 · answer #5 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-10-15 09:46:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think a little compromise is required,quickly
2006-10-15 08:40:42 · answer #7 · answered by Cool Dude 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!!! i really gotta remember that one!!!! teeheeheee!!! i like that one!
2006-10-15 09:22:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-10-15 08:41:20 · answer #9 · answered by baby doodle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA! We know who's boss!!
2006-10-15 08:40:31 · answer #10 · answered by Sasha B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋