2006-10-15 08:30:01 · 24 answers · asked by millerman022002 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Obviously the question is not being asked by me......er.........my friend asked me to ask.........ok so its a jokey question, funniest answer 10 points, that is unless you HAVE fallen in love with an inanimate object and can tell a good quick story and then you can have the points.
2006-10-15 08:34:56 · update #1
Yes without a doubt, I moved into a house with a large neglected garden, while doing the garden up I came across a green rubber garden boot, (right foot) it has a pattern across the top so is obviously feminine, it looked very pathetic lying there in the long grass, I took it in to the house and placed it near the warm fire. I think I realised at that very moment I loved it!!
And it may seem strange but I can actually feel that it loves me in return!
I can see problems in the future, my wife is becoming a bit jealous, and when I take it into my local bar people tend to snigger, this is very sad (we have feelings) We do care for each other a lot, but one moonlit evening on the way home I made the mistake of trying to 'consumate' our relationship in the back garden, and the local police arrested me, they let my boot go, but now I am in deep trouble, will I ever see it again?? Will it find another??
The charge was read out by a Scottish police officer, some thing to do with "This man was fuc**ng a boot"
2006-10-15 09:11:30 · answer #1 · answered by budding author 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shoes, it has to be. Every time I see a beautiful pair of shoes I fall in love with them, then when I get them I parade around the bedroom in them. I guess it's more lust than love but it's a weakness I beleive quite a few women suffer from. Falling in love with inanimate objects is definetely a weakness, but life would be a bit dull if we were all perfect
2006-10-15 08:38:50 · answer #2 · answered by pamperpooch39 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I watched an comparable documentary on channel 4 (uk) there grew to develop into appropriate right into a female marrying the eiffel tower , a female who grew to develop into into in love with a fence pannel and a female inlove with a fairground ferris wheel It grew to develop into into unusual as **** , they wud pull there knickers down and take a seat on the contraptions. Very humorous yet freaky lol I couldnt love yet yet another merchandise like that! whats the element, its no longer a relationship is it somewhat!
2016-12-08 15:16:25 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not unless that person has a brain rather like an inanimate, malfunctioning object.
2006-10-15 08:38:01 · answer #4 · answered by Dan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First thing of leading a healthly and long lasting life without stress: love people, not things. It will make your life so less stressful. Materialistic objects cannot and will not ever be able to return the true affection, compassionate and nurturing you will NEED from another human being.
2006-10-15 08:34:20 · answer #5 · answered by In God's Image 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My mate's an ann summers rep..and the rabbit's by far the best selling product....platinum is the best...but I've heard the THRUSTER is better.....lasts longer than a bloke too!! And you can't argue with a rabbit about what to watch on tv!!
2006-10-15 08:40:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im in love with my reclining leather chair and my plasma 32" flat screen tv hd ready.
I cant choose between either of them - i love them both equally -
is this wrong - must i choose - i cant live without either ???
They say if you love "something" let it go - and if "it" loves you it will come back for you - ahhhhhhhhhhhhh (am thinking of trying tthis out on Bonfire night!! ;O)
2006-10-15 13:05:04 · answer #7 · answered by colette pippa d 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't fall in love with something that does not have any feelings or cannot love you back. Apart from a pet and i don't mean that in a sexual way.
2006-10-15 08:34:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Every BMW i see i fall in love with-ever since the 1970's.Old or new,its the sound of that engine and the classic looks that do it for me every time-can't stop,don't want to stop,totaly smitten:-/
2006-10-15 13:12:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man could fall in love with a car......not in a sexual way though. Unless he was into boning it in the exhaust!
2006-10-15 08:41:22 · answer #10 · answered by Mash 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋