One Christmas eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19yr old blonde.....
She said, "Santa, will you stay with me?"
Santa replied,"HO HO HO, GOTTA GO, GOTTA GO, Gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys.
So she took off her night gown, wearing only a bra & pants, and asked, "Santa, now will you stay with me?"
Santa replied,"HO HO HO, GOTTA GO, GOTTA GO, Gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys.
She takes off EVERYTHING and says, "Santa, NOW, will you stay with me?"
Santa replied, "HO, HO, HO, GOTTA STAY, GOTTA STAY, Can't get up the chimney with my d**k this way". :)
2006-10-15 08:28:48 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA!!!
Dirty joke!!!...love it!!
2006-10-17 06:09:25 · answer #1 · answered by MickeyMouse 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it just gotta remember it till christmas
2006-10-15 09:32:24 · answer #2 · answered by Stanleymonkey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if youve been good than santa will show. santa doesnt like gangsters.
2016-05-22 04:27:42 · answer #3 · answered by Gail 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet the girl is at the top of his Naughty list...
2006-10-15 08:42:58 · answer #4 · answered by She-ra 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
tee hee
2006-10-15 22:23:55 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol now thats funny
2006-10-15 08:53:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. have to remember this one.
2006-10-15 08:36:31 · answer #7 · answered by Celtic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool!!!!!
2006-10-15 08:36:44 · answer #8 · answered by jeeps 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE HEARED IT BEFORE
2006-10-15 08:34:14 · answer #9 · answered by Get away 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dirty boy!! ha ha
2006-10-15 10:22:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋