I was minding my own business taking a dump and going through the wastebasket and found one of her discarded tampons. I yelled to her that I was going to give it to her boyfriend. She came in the bathroom and started yelling at me and all that saying i better not and ofcourse i kidded around with her saying I was and then she tried to get it from my hand so I stood up and we were wrestling and then she stopped and threw my pack of juicy fruit that was on the counter into the toilet. After that, I told her I was just playing around and to prove it i would flush the tampon so i threw it in the toilet but after that I grabbed the juicy fruit pack (unopened) and then flushed the toilet. I waited for the pack to dry and then I pulled out a stick of gum and chewed on it. Man the flavor was ruined! Should I ask my aunt to refund my money for the pack of gum?
2006-10-15 07:25:45 · 21 answers · asked by Lucky L 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
No just keep chewing that pack. I know it's hard to believe but you will get used to the new flavour come to enjoy. It happened to me once and I loved it. Now I always mash a tiny bit of poo in my gum before chewing. Always my own poo, though, not someone else's because that would be dirty.
2006-10-18 06:54:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait a day, after the E-Coli bacteria starts to act up, you may not have to ask her anything!!
UGH! After taking a dump...That is some serious stuff....
Did you wipe before you stood up? ;o) I hope so! Most people read a magazine or a book, and you look for used tampons...(I think you had better utilize your time more wisely next time, if your still able to read this, and not sick or dead from the e-coli attack).
If you feel ill, get to the hospital immediately!
Oh, I hope this was only a sick joke or silly question and you weren't REALLY serious about eating the gum and it being off flavored!
I wish you well..
Jesse
2006-10-15 07:31:47 · answer #2 · answered by x 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Juicy Fruit Gum is available in Classic, Grapermelon and Strappleberry.
2016-05-22 04:22:03 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Contradiction: I was minding my own business and digging through someone elses trash and found a very personal effect.
She shoulda slapped the tar outta ya...
2006-10-15 07:30:35 · answer #4 · answered by RiverRat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get over the buck and who would put a piece of toilet gum in their mouth
2006-10-15 07:56:12 · answer #5 · answered by just wondering 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO! Just tell to flush twice... because your town's water supply needs the water!!
2006-10-15 07:29:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
for a packet of chewing gum
2006-10-15 07:28:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should ask your aunt to spend that change to get you a new brain because that was completely stupid. or better yet ask her to buy you a few sessions of creative writing classes.
2006-10-15 07:29:40 · answer #8 · answered by yomama h 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hell yes. Make her pay up. 25 cents is 25 cents
2006-10-15 07:29:00 · answer #9 · answered by Billy T 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When you "stood up and started wrestling", were you finished defecating?
2006-10-15 07:31:36 · answer #10 · answered by mickeyg1958 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋