I just bought some new cologne I saw advertised on television. I put some on and I'm about to go to the store for some soy milk. What's the best way to deal with women when they start attacking me in public, ripping off my clothes, etc. Should I dress in layers? Is it appropriate to use evasive intermediate/advanced self defense techniques or would this only serve to make me seem more irresistable than I already am? Or should I just run away really fast? (but not too fast, because secretly I'd like to get caught.)
2006-10-15 07:15:23 · 8 answers · asked by paganvegan 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
LMAO!!
Thanks this was really funny
2006-10-15 07:19:58 · answer #1 · answered by Ade 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Use evasive self defense techniques. You dont want to make the girls think you dont like them, just back off a bit....you still want them to think highly of you...which could make you that tenderly irresistable kind of guy.
2006-10-15 14:21:46 · answer #2 · answered by Haadeeyah 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Guess you're gonna hafta wait and see what happens at the grocery store. They may just take your soy milk and leave. ;)
2006-10-15 14:19:56 · answer #3 · answered by iyamacog 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if you look anything like nick lachey then just dont run at all cause eventually you will get caught..lol i would love to catch that handsome guy...mmm... colonge does work it like triggers one of those hormone nerves...that just makes the woman go ohhhhhh yeaaaaa...lol i should know i do it all the time...
2006-10-15 14:19:23 · answer #4 · answered by Lisa A 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd advise you to get some personal insurance first ... you know, in case someone gets hurt in the scuffle.
2006-10-15 14:17:47 · answer #5 · answered by Mary C 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i think you should not wear colonge
to most girls it really stinks if you put to much on
and the smell it stinks
2006-10-15 14:19:30 · answer #6 · answered by Laura L 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
U R so gullible...are you a man or a boy?
2006-10-15 14:18:18 · answer #7 · answered by melomane 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
your kidding right?
2006-10-15 14:17:54 · answer #8 · answered by pinklover 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋