I just found out that my Mom's mom had a Jewish boyfriend and that my Mom's dad wasn't her dad after all! Cos she had an affare! My wife is an extreme rightwing person and a member of the American Nazi Party and wo'd be shocked if she found out! What should I do?
2006-10-15 05:21:57 · 20 answers · asked by Little Mark 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
Get circumcised immediately!
2006-10-15 05:24:58 · answer #1 · answered by Mrs Mole 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ok, first of all, learn how to use spell check! It's qUarter, not qarter.
Second, rent a time machine, go back in time, change everything about your past that you don't like, then come on back and enjoy the fruits of your time traveling efforts!
Third, if you can't get hold of a time machine, then forget the past and try living in the present.
And finally, the really good news! Being Jewish simply means being a person who has a relationship with the God of Israel. If you don't have a relationship with Him, then you are exactly 0% Jewish!! Problem solved!!!
2006-10-15 13:24:14 · answer #2 · answered by scruffycat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Divorce your wife, if she is that sick that she would belong to a neo-nazi group. Tell her the truth, why should you hide anything like that. Now if you were having an affair with a Jewish lady, that would be different, but only for the infidality aspect. Don't put up with other ppls hangups, even if it's your partner. I have nothing against or for anyone because of their religion,race,or ethnic background. I try and treat people as individuals. Sorry, I can't extend that to politics.
2006-10-15 12:35:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't believe this is a real question because your avatar is woman and you claim to have a wife. And you married a Nazi??? Hmm....I think being a quarter Jewish is the least of your problems right now.
2006-10-17 21:25:45 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can't help your heritage. If your wife has a problem with who you are then she doesn't love you for you. Racism is ignorance and it needs to stop. If you have children they also have Jewish in them also so keep that in mind. As for you. Turning a back on your heritage is not wise. Hiding from what you are or who you are is not wise. Little secrets have a way of coming out. Be true to yourself and love yourself for who you are and live your life without prejudice
2006-10-15 12:30:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eat 1/4 of a kosher pickle. Oh, stay out of Germany 3 months of the year.
2006-10-15 12:24:12 · answer #6 · answered by Casinomule 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry to disappoint you. You ain't no part Jewish. Judaism is passed through the mother, not the father. Tell your wife she missed her chance to be a JAP (Jewish American Princess). She is still just a plain ol' bigot ....
2006-10-15 12:32:36 · answer #7 · answered by lollipop 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eat Kosher food - whatever that means, go to the Synagogue and follow the Ten Commandments rigidly - Good luck - Adieu
2006-10-15 12:29:56 · answer #8 · answered by hailer 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If your mother is Jewish, then you are Jewish. Either you are or you are not. It's like being a quarter pregnant being a quarter Jewish!
2006-10-15 12:31:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
start acting A LITTLE bit more jewish. mayb u could try 2 celebrate chuneka wit ur family
2006-10-15 12:31:55 · answer #10 · answered by Esther 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tell her she should accept u 4 who u are
and anywayz u are really not that much Jewish
Good Luck
wait how can u have a wife ur avatar is a girl!
2006-10-15 12:24:18 · answer #11 · answered by dana 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋