Two geezers are sitting in the lounge of their retirement home, complaining about the indignities of growing old.
“My hands shake so badly,” says the first guy, “that when I shaved this morning, I cut my face in four places.”
“That’s nothing,” says the second man. “My hands shake so badly that when I took a piss this morning, I came three times!”
2006-10-15 05:10:33 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You are terrable. ;-) That was funny, a thumbs up for you.
2006-10-15 05:14:00 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey, are you making fun of me??? Just wait till I get this damn wheel chair unlocked, you'll be sorry.
2006-10-15 12:17:05 · answer #2 · answered by gimpalomg 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woo Hoo!
My favorite new joke!
2006-10-15 12:32:33 · answer #3 · answered by Chaz D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thts sooooooo terribleeeeeeeeeee my godddddddddd
can humans think soooooooo..........
Sex POETRY
It's not the length,
it's not the size,
it's not how many times u can make it rise.
It's not how well it fits,
but how late it spits
2006-10-15 13:27:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahahaha..........funny......
2006-10-15 12:19:28 · answer #5 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEHEHE, another cracker from you :-)
2006-10-15 12:19:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm Nice one Too.....
2006-10-15 14:03:15 · answer #7 · answered by syed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao.
2006-10-15 13:54:37 · answer #8 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
....okaaaaaaay......
2006-10-15 13:02:53 · answer #9 · answered by May 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please tickle me so i can at least smirk......
2006-10-15 12:17:33 · answer #10 · answered by Kermanzo 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋