2006-10-15 05:08:21 · 20 answers · asked by coach mora 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
WTF!!!
ARE YOU SERIOUS???
ATHEIST'S DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD OR SATAN!!!
DID YOU FORGET YOUR MEDS???
GOD BLESS
2006-10-15 05:56:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a wonderful question. As Satan's personal assistant on Earth, the Dark Prince has provided me with some answers you can begin using to the benefit of the Nether Realm immediately. Now you know the anti-abortion protesters? Come out of the abortion clinic with a fresh bucket of pigs blood and splash it on them while screaming, "blood of the innocent!" Oh, another good one is to go streaking down the aisle of a Church while touching yourself and screaming behold the handiwork of the lord! You can also do a drive by on a Rectory, throw a turd filled, flaming diaper on the steps and scream "babyf*ckers!" as you drive away. If you know the location of a nunnery, pitch some dildos onto the lawn. Just some suggestions.
2006-10-15 12:17:37 · answer #2 · answered by inquiringmind 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you're a pawn of satan, you're a satanist, not an atheist.
2006-10-15 12:18:57 · answer #3 · answered by shojo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you were an Atheist you would not believe in any gods let alone the Christian god called Satan.
2006-10-15 12:18:52 · answer #4 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Try to continue helping enforce the separation of church and state enshrined in the US constitution,this will anger Christians to no end and they will pray for your damnation every day thus proving what loving people they really are. Of course I see your point,I just hope you're ready for the attacks because Christians don't like to be exposed for who they really are,and I hope you have a back up Yahoo account like I do because they'll probably report you for all these questions until they get your account pulled. They simply lack the back bone for debate.
2006-10-15 12:18:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Even though your just messing around with this question. Some people will actually think your serious and bring more hatred to atheists.
2006-10-15 12:17:21 · answer #6 · answered by Reload 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you were an atheist, you wouldn't believe in Satan!
2006-10-15 12:12:04 · answer #7 · answered by WildOtter 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
El principio de la sabiduria es el temor a Dios.
El que creyere y fuere bautizado sera salvo.
2006-10-15 12:19:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Who ever suggested that this would result? From my understanding, you just don't believe in a diety. . .and therefore, all things dealing with "religious belief" is irrelevant for you. So there is no pawnship for you.
2006-10-15 12:15:08 · answer #9 · answered by kobacker59 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why would you choose to want to do evil for Satan, rather than good for God, your creator? This simply is mind boggling.
2006-10-15 12:12:03 · answer #10 · answered by WC 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Keep being atheist and do everything you can that goes against God's teachings I suppose.
2006-10-15 12:11:34 · answer #11 · answered by mortgagegirl101 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋