A woman’s husband comes home hammered every night and she always yells at him before going to bed alone.
One day she decides to try some reverse psychology. When her husband staggers in that night, she’s waiting for him in her best lingerie. She sits him in an armchair and gives him a backrub.
“It’s getting late, big boy,” she says after a few minutes. “Why don’t we go upstairs to bed.”
“We might as well,” slurs the husband. “I’m going to be in trouble when I get home, anyway.”
2006-10-15 05:03:18 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Another good one Miranda.
2006-10-15 05:15:55 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The husband seems to be living an immoral life style with overindulgence in alcohol and willingness to have sex outside of marriage. However, what makes this story suspect is that many time when men drink too much they cannot engage in sex.
2006-10-15 12:06:54 · answer #2 · answered by victorschool1 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good Joke
2006-10-15 12:25:32 · answer #3 · answered by Alrahcam 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it. IF he's in another woman's house, why does he get yelled at, and... Oh, never mind.
2006-10-15 12:08:23 · answer #4 · answered by jThP 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heehee...good one!
2006-10-15 12:05:36 · answer #5 · answered by SmartyPants 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2006-10-15 18:47:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i did not got tht
Q: Who's senior: Penis or Vagina?
A: Vagina, because penis always stands up in its honour.
2006-10-15 13:24:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol...where did you get that it is funny
2006-10-15 12:05:29 · answer #8 · answered by Big Mama 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i love it, nice funny surpise ending...
lol!!!
2006-10-15 12:05:08 · answer #9 · answered by leavemealonestalker 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
oooooooooooooooooo !!! thats awesome!
2006-10-15 12:04:40 · answer #10 · answered by twistedangel4023 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋