One night, looking to have a good time, a man decides to go to the Foxy Lady. While he is sitting enjoying the show, a man seated right behind him screams loudly, “Take it off!”
The man in front turns around and says, “Can you please quiet down, I’m trying to enjoy the show.”
The man in the back says, “I’m sorry, it’s just my enthusiasm.”
The stripper begins to take off her dress. So the guy in back yells, “Take it off!!!” The guy in front again turns around and tells him to be quiet. The guy in back again says that it was just his enthusiasm. The stripper then proceeds to remove her bra. The guy in back again yells, “Take it off!!!”
The guy in front again turns around and tells him to be quiet again getting the same response from the guy in back.
Then the stripper removes her g-string, and everyone in the club gets on their feet and cheers and yells, all except for the guy in the back.
The guy in front turn’s around and says, “Where’s your enthusiasm now, pal?”
The guy in back just smiles and says, “All over your back, pal.”
2006-10-15 04:33:44 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
all of these jokes that you have posted are freaking hillarious! i honestly dont think that i have ever heard a single one of them before. keep the laughs rollong. good times!!
2006-10-15 06:08:24 · answer #1 · answered by scattertheashes3 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Reminds me of the time a nun caught a bus which was full with no empty seats. A big black man was sitting near the back and said.
"Ma'am, you can come and sit right on my knee."
The nun did so gratefully and the bus set off. After a while the nun felt the man move down with an obvious erection which he was sliding up and down against her. Disgustedly she jumped up and shouted.
"You scum."
"Yes ma'am," Came the dreamy reply. "Three stops back."
2006-10-15 04:40:19 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
maybe the guy in the back was Larry David...get it...curb your enthusiasm...
2006-10-15 04:40:44 · answer #3 · answered by David T 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
SORRY
a boy wrote to santa clause-----"plz send me a brother"
santa clause wrote back----"send me ur mother"
2006-10-15 06:06:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Umm when did they let Pee Wee Herman out????
2006-10-15 04:37:23 · answer #5 · answered by Biker 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ewww! Sucks for him...
2006-10-15 04:37:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2006-10-15 11:58:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is really offensive.
2006-10-15 04:41:58 · answer #8 · answered by Katie 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
naughty but nice...
2006-10-15 05:36:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was nasty. ick.
2006-10-15 05:23:37 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋